Here, wait as minute...let me shit on myself...unghhhh.  Okay, now that we got that taken care of. A) Im joking, if you havent figured it out yet. B) I never said wakeboarding didnt require skill. C) Innertubing requires skill for sure, are you kidding me?  It is harder than skateboarding.
No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.
Yum, theres nothing like an open grave.