Wait... wait let me say something

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!"

"ABRA CADABRA!"

"Say hello to mah little friend!"

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

"You play ball like a GIRL!"

"mah arms are like mah rims. they twenty twos!"

"That is not a bong.. that is for my schlong!"
 
shampoo is better than conditioner cause shampoo cleans the hair. no conditioner is better cause it leaves the hair all silky and smooth. oh really fool? really. STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN haha
 
Hey! Lama! How 'bout a little somethin...for the effort..you know!

Oh there won't be any money involved...but when you die, on your deathbed, you wil recieve total conciousness.

So no I got that going for me...which is nice.
 
well i can quote pretty much all of pulp fiction seemlessly, but, "ezekiel 15:17 The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

and now, beerfest

"Oh no, not again!"

-probably the funniest scene i've seen all year

"Wow! This shit is great! I wish I could freeze it, and make ice blocks out of it, and then skate on it! Then, in the spring, melt it down and drink it! "

"It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

whats a ZJ?

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

.. I have 4 dollars"

"It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since! "

"Great Gam Gam was a whore!"
 
Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Ha. Ha. Ha. Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.

I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit, man.

What's the matter, Har? Some little filly break your heart?

No, it was a girl.

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen.

I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.

 
suzikio shall we have a foot race?-scary movie

what is this... a center for ants?-zoolander

im not your fucking mommy-grudge 2
 
"English... DO YOU SPEAK IT MOTHERFUCKER!?!"

"Welcome to Thunderdome... bitch!"

"That's the discipline." (Deniro in Heat)

"And remember, if you don't stomp your shit at whistler this year, you'll be one year older when you do."
 
"We had two bags of grass, seventy- five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi- colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."
 
i will be impressed if anyone knows this- its such a fuckin sweet movie.

"i refuse to take romantic advice from somone who cant even spell romantic...or advice.....or bong..."
 
fuck yea dude. that movie kicks ass but almost no one has seen it. go watch it. it'll be a few of the most intense hours of your life
 
"when the fuck did we get ice cream"

and

"sir it is our most modestly priced recepticle"

"this is BULL SHIT, anybody know where a (some grocery store) is?"

shows up with the ashes in a coffee can
 
if i am correct, which im almost 100% sure that i am, i believe that is from Ring 2, not grudge 2. its when she's shutting the well. [OWNED STAMP]
 
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