Wait did Jon just throw a flat five in his blog?!

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Flo_Rida_2016

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no hate but seriously can you just throw a switch 10 tail, or a 7 mute, ya know something standard just once? Cuz i can't really picture you doing one of those super standard tricks. just wanna see what it looks like. thanks jon.
 
yeah but he also looked like a retard back then (everyone did). I wanna see what contemporary jon would look like pulling a switch 10 tail or a cork 7 mute. In his spiffy new cross stuff.
 
have you seen old Jon footage? He was up there with JP for not looking like a retard. He's had robotic air sense since the beginning man.
 
I'll let Jon know that you are displeased and we can get this sorted out.

Dear Jon Olson,

It has come to my attention that you have been throwing down not only too hard, but much too often for my liking since freeskiing took off years ago. I would like you to slow down and stop making me look so bad all the time. Furthermore, your outerwear is insufficient because I personally do not approve of brands that do not include the name "Oakley" in the title. Brand names are cool, and most animals should be named by ski equipment. In conclusion, I have run out of things to bitch about today so I need to go watch some more entertaining videos involving skiing so I can find out what else I don't like about my sport.

V/R

Dustin

I will send this immediately, I'm sure he will take it to heart.
 
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the opposite. he's calling a flat 5 a super-standard trick, which he would like to see Jon do because all Jon does are insane things like dub cork 10s and 12s and olsson flips and such.
 
he was doing a photoshoot, why would you throw a harder trick when you can just do something that looks nice and super steezy. calm the fuck down. jon can throw down whenever he wants.
 
ah. touche. i remember reading a freeskier athlete profile on him and it said he didn't start jumping till he tried it when he was 17 or 18, and that's when he quit racing. but i guess that's actual big air jumps
 
yeah dude your full of shit, the one thing I remeber jon for is stomping switch 9 and 10 safetys and making it look like he never left the air... so smooth
 
This. Also, when he throws them with that double grab it is about the coolest trick ever.
 
its true, its kinda boring to see the same trick over and over again. But, you have to remember two things. One: its a videoblog of his life: if he likes flat 5 you will probably see them more, and you can't always through down your hardest trick. and they are sick.
 
yess!!!!! jon bring back teh d-spin. you fucking slayed those tricks back in the day. how about his switch d-spin 1080 in happy days over the monstorous red bull jump. so pimp.
 
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