wacky local stunts.

hamburgler

hamburgler

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does anybody at your local hill have thier own trademark trick that everybody knows about?

theres this skiboarder at my hill who has this trick called 'the terminator'. basicly he grabs the top of his boots, pulls them back real far, arches his back and does a big front flip. its pretty cool.

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you know whats cooler than that?

not skiboarding.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
yea thats about as cool as rainbows. but there is someone here who can do dspins in the pipe on every hit.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.
 
yea smuggs.... who is that kid that can do d-spins with every hit ?... is it that kid who used to ski lines and the dragons ?.... i heard he is fucking amazing

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i get a line going of like 15 skiiers snowboarders and skiboards...we pile some snow on the lift poles and and we go and try front flips....if ski patrol comes everyone scatters

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LineSkiEastCoast: lol

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my whole ski jump team got in trouble at sunshine for jumping a snow fence...my coach was like 'hey guys...follow me!!!' and took off, so we followed him over the fence and he got away but the patroller stopped us and was like 'you guys are gonna have to come with me'...(to radio) 'yeah...we got some..uh...fence jumpers here...i'm bringing them in now' (to us again) 'just wait until your coach hears about this'....it was hilarious...and everyone at louise (well, all the patrollers) know about my friend who went in a permanently closed area, started an inbounds avalanche and lost a rossi bandit XXXX team ski....

 
yo i had my own fly move. it twas called the blender. you did a bio720 critical to japan to critiacl. it twas ill until i haerd about the bio spin was a regular tru ck.

 
there is this shitty big air comp at my shitty mountain and this telebum always does it and he does huuuuuuuuuuuge rocket airs with his skis brought up to his chest and always goes fucking huge and clears the jump by like 20 feet but still sticks it (keep in mind the jump is like a 40 ft table)

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some dude at my resort do a bio 180 to back

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ever heard of the 'bowl of soup'?this guy supposedly does them on skiboards grab japan with both feet but bring both knees up and do a switch front with that grab, oh and will deblois does salty pretzel which is a tweaked screamin semen tail but done in front oh yeah then there is the kitchen sink but i forget what that is

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this friend of mine we call squirrel does the 'what the fuck squirrel flip' its just a hucked backflip spin, it changes everytime cause he never keeps his eyes open when he does it, its comical, and like instead of doing just a tail grab he will wrap his whole fucking arm around the ski, don't get me wrong he is a good skier hes just got the craziest style and shit, you just have to see it.

if your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
 
haha there was a kid here who does the arm wrap tail grab. yea but the kid who does dspins on every wall is this little south african gymnast fagget. he does them in the transition of the pipe and rocks out on his 153s, still hes a funny dude. hes working on a dspin 1440 2 feet out.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.
 
yea... i heard that kid is fucking SICK... what with like the GIANT STYLLEEEE lincolns... and backflip grabs

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yea the LARGEST backflip safteys. grabing the whole time. yea he does the sickest lincolns, so i hear, i have never seen one though.

-jon, skiing the ice so the other half of the country doesnt have to.
 
we have a couple at our mountain-

like Tripleback_Troy's triplebackflip, and then Timboskier's cork1260 attempt in the pipe. Tyler Veatch's cork10s. a bunch of stuff...

'Dude, we're sick. I mean, he's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so, ya know...' -CR Johnson
 
oh man youre missing out on these lincolns... sometimes he corks them so far out that its almost as sick as grunows flat 3's.... now THOSE are some MAD TRIX

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmBOOBIES !
 
dude me and my friend did this thing at mt snow where we would hit a jump at the same time and both do mutes, it was sweet cuz i grab mute lefty and he grabs em righty so it looked cool.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
my signature move is the grounded back flip. i don't got twintips, but i can usually do little 180s fine. one day, i did a bigger one, and landed way back. my tips caught and i fell backwards on to my back, did a pefect somersault, and stood right back up! it was the funniest thing

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my friend troy is known well for his attempted triple back,

this kid named azrieal created the notoriuos 'maturbator air'

my old ski racing coach does sick triple twisters

and everbody says to me, 'dude do a D-spin, those are sick'

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yes az does masterbator airs and his new sig trick the jim rooney and ofcourse his misty 5s off 40ft cliffs.

'powder before pussy'
 
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