wacko jacko and tyson...

[lanks]

there are many similarities between the two, believe it or not...for starters, one is a washed up heavyweight boxer, and one is a washed up pansyass popstar, yet they have like the very same voice? interesting...also, one will eat your children (and your children's children...), and the other will rape them...hmmm. also, the world used to adore and respect both of them, now ppl only like them because they are an endless source of entertainment and you cant gop wrong by making fun of them.

 

[Ski-hobo]

very true, they are both screwed up in the head. I thought it was very entertaining when Tyson said he would 'stomp on childrens testicles' and stuff like that, he's a genius

 

[bigskia]

and they can both do someone in 49 seconds.

BACON

(receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 

[dyna-dogg]

tyson is fucking great. what comedy.

jacko is too fucking weird tho. I can't watch him or I want to get sick all over the floor where it messes up my carpet which is also bogus - and it smells when I don't clean it up. fuck that guy.