W00t, i won 160 yesterday in poker

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Sokiem

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Played two tournaments, came in second and fourth, 6 dollar buy in.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
wow, arent you just the shit. isnt gambleing such a fufilling activity? yoiu put money into it and either you lose it all or you win a lot. makes sense to me. hope you enjoyed outsmarting you felow players. congrats.

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you
 
i won 45 on friday

To understand mankind, we must first understand the word. We can break the word down into two sub-words, 'mank' and 'ind'.What these two words mean is a mystery, just like mankind itself.
 
I've actually always placed in a tourney i've played in, i just don't usually have the money to play, poor college student and all :|. If you think it's luck how do you think the same guys make it to the final table every year at the world series?

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
Nice, was it abig tourney or a small one?

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
watch out

high roller on the loose

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
it was a on campus tourney, i think maybe 100 kids showed up.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
that's a rediculous amount of kids for only a 6 dollar buy in... you guys should have increased the buyin to like 10 or 15 then winner takes home lik 1000

 
i used to play with my friends like every weekend, and i always won so none of them play anymore because they are jewish. Now i play online.

 
i congradulate you for spelling w00t correctly

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i won 250 last week

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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles

rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
 
i know some bitch who makes 1000 2000 a week

Of course nowadays, 15 year old pros are a bountiful norm and regularly appearing at major competitions. You can�¢??t swing your pole in the park anymore without smacking some 12 year old prodigy who�¢??s probably going to be better than you�¢??ll ever be. - trevorwoulddoit
 
i just get together wit my friends every wednsday and we each bring 5-10$ and we play

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
i play online and so far ive got about 30 in winnings, fist time so its a score

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^thats why you just play blackjack... probability of winning is greater than 65% most of the time. bet small amounts and stay consistant, you will come out on top all the time

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^ no you wont.

read any book about blackjack.

the odds of winning are not greater, you just have more control over the outcome.

apparently when dealers are showing bust cards they only bust about 23% of the time they are supposed to.

thats not very good, or "consistent" at all.

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
You just have to count cards to win at blackjack. Whenever a low card goes on the table 1-7 You add a +1 count, whenever a jack or better comes on the table you have a -1 count. 8-9 are +0. Now you divide this count by the amount of decks that are left to deal to arrive at a "true" count. If this Count is +2 or greater increase your bet, if it's -2 or greater wait out a couple of hands or play the min bet.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
Poker is pretty much a game of luck unless you are betting large amounts of money.

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Classic NS right here:
Shadow7: i know i sound like a total newb whos JON?
SeanPistol: jon olsson. the sweedish guy that wears wierd suits and skis for head.
Shadow7: oh yea him lol thanks for DE-newbeing me
seanPis
 
If it's a game of luck how did i get to the places i did? Twice? Luck is involved don't get me wrong. But, i gaurentee no matter the amount of money on the line, if you think poker is luck, i could take all of yours.

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not true my man... here is the probability on black jack... you WIN more than you lose by useing this strategy card.

you dont even need to know how to play blackjack... just follow this card and i guarantee you will win. see the key is to bet $1-$5 on each hand and stay consistant.

if you bet $5 the first hand bet $5 for all hands. the probability will tell you your going to win more than loose.

here is the card...

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and the site that explains it for the incompetent...

http://www.wizardofodds.com/blackjack/

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
i beat my friend once when i didnt want to play, i went all in on high card 7, he had high card 6
 
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