I've never heard a more on-point broad generalization. You are so right, every single person that rides armadas does indeed thump rap. Also, they ALL act black! I looked over my Armada manual today, and in fine print, there was a disclaimer.
It stated: "Warning- All athletes riding Armada skis is indeed an enormous toolbag. Also, please be aware that you must "thump" rap music and act as black as humanly possible. This includes, but is not limited to: Wearing baggy clothes, talking with an accent/using derogatory terms, and causing chaos. Finally, athletes that ride Armada skis must be huge pussys, who certainly must not stand up for something they feel is right if they are standing alone."
Please let me know if you have any other perfect lessons/guidance/life secrets that we may not have been aware of previously, you fucking jackass.
I ride Armadas.