Vote for my cousin on Maxim because she's.............hot?

[zerospinskier]

As weird as it is for me to see my tomboy cousin up there, she would appreciate it for you to take a look. If you like it give her your vote! There are also a ton of other hotties you can browse through.
http://hometownhotties.com/profile/2368867?offset=72&gid=7591

 

[ForrestW]

am i allowed to say inb4 incest jokes?

 

[SCOO-WOOP]

Que incest jokes...

 

[tuna.]

holy disproportionate intimidation batman!

 

[Parrish]

do want

 

[Steve-Brown]

this

 

[SeanTom]

I'd totally fuck your cousin.

 

[eheath]

She doesn't look like a tomboy to me...

 

[Steve-Brown]

i thought of a cowboy hat on her. then you can see it

 

[JacheOReally]

Is that chicks last name Denney

 

[zerospinskier]

Haha, no

 

[Davy.Crockett]

shes pretty hot. must be a little weird for you though

 

[Big_Spence]

her arms look bigger than 3/4 of the kids on NS.

 

[Twinjibber77]

The thought crossed your mind

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

went from that photo to nsg, saw the thread about the kill squad, had troops in the title, saw "boobs" instead, was about to post in it, saw seriousness, posted in here instead.

 

[Casey]

that hip-bone/oblique is airbrushed to all hell. unless she is like some non-human life form

 

[Cufe.]

I would put my penis in her. just sayin'

 

[sethski]

my thoughts exactly

but yea, id do her

 

[JacheOReally]

my friend from Columbus thought he knew her.

 

[Happy.]

She looks all disproportionate and photoshopped, or is it just a really weird angle?

 

[Jahrassicpark]

Tell your cousin I think she's beautiful

 

[.AR6rider.]

Family gatherings must be awkward for the men. I'd totally ECB her.

 

[LS.]

shes no virgin

 

[californiagrown]

i really dig girls like that who are in super good shape. She has a super good body.

 

[thenick]

some girl from my school is in there. claim. sick

 

[DERS.]

.

 

[DIX~]

 

[Abc567def]

I want her on my team if i was in a bar fight

 

[DIX~]

Definitely not on the other team..

 

[Most-D]

How did you find out about this? Did she tell the family?

The whole thing is hilariously awkward.

 

[akarlsen]

facebook vote?, hell no.

 

[*TURBONERD*]

I would destroy that. You must ECB her, and make a gopro edit of it.

 

[soulskier]

after seeing the headshots of her competition on either side of the page, she has nothing to worry about. good luck!

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

precisely this

 

[the.cheat]

im really sorry to hear youre related to her..

 

[WaterBottle]

 

[toominator]

Ever wonder how many kids are wanking to your cousin picture haha

 

[Mr.Luke]

If she was my cousin...

I'd bang her.
GO FOR IT BRO!

 

[soulskier]

"we're related" "only by blood" eeeew

 

[Shza.]

Incest should be legal... that would make your life pretty good.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

wowzers.

BONER ALERT

 

[tall_pants]

Solid 9

 

[TallTeeNation]

I see no love handles just a beautiful peace of work..............too bad its your cousin ur life would be that much better

 

[garettnorthey]

Why the long face?

 

[garettnorthey]

But on the other hand your cousin is def's up there...

 

[VasilevSKI]

Ahh the Miraculous Bra from VS trick...instantly adds two cup sizes!

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

.

 

[TallTeeNation]

i beleive u deserve +K for a hot cousin

 

[springz]

I believe you need some help good sir, calling your cousin hot makes me worry about you

 

[rhcp]

If he didn't call her hot he'd be lying. Damn.

 

[rhcp]

Granted, at the same time, I would never call my cousin "hot." (Though, if any of my cousins looked like that...maybe I would?)