Von Dutch ruined trucker hats

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von dutch is sweet i almost bought one..couldnt decide on a color...it was cool cuz i only knew 1 other person that had one

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what i really want to know is: WHO STARTED THE WHOLE POP YOUR COLLAR ON YOUR POLO SHIRT TREND, WHICH TURNED INTO THE WEAR TWO POLO SHIRTS TREND, WHICH TURNED INTO THE POP BOTH COLLARS TREND.

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yea they did, i still have one though my ex gf gave me for x mas though, i wear my john deere one all the time tho

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

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God i hate von dutch hats. Come to my school, in rich town New Jersey and you can count at least 10 von dutch hats every single fuckin day. Every girl I know who wears one never hears the end of it from me. Some things get to me, and von dutch hats are one of those things

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yea they were really big at my school in the begining of the year too... i don't see whats so nice about them and they're expensive

 
yeah they did i hate it when prep stores like abercrombie and aeropostale and shit take over trends then everyone does it and its not unique anymore

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yeah, the only mesh/trucker hats i wear are oldschool ones taht can't really be bought. like, go to Goodwill and find the most haggard one there. or buy a FP32 one.

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yea totally i have a bunch of camo ones from various west virginia truckstops

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

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yeah trucker hats are gay and i would never wear them, i hate people who wear john deere hats and have no idea what john deere makes, my grandpa gave me a john deere trucker hat when i was like 5 and i havent worn it because i always thought they were so gay

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I was in LA and we went to the farmers market and there was this booth that sold custom hats, so my friend bought one that said VonPimp inside the circle thingy that is vondutch. it was cool

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von dutch has been around for a long time...used to be incorporated with the whole rat fink shit...if that means anything to anyone.

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they also make von douche hats thos are pretty cool

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^^that's the other reson von dutch pisses me off, they turned an otherwise cool dudes history/legacy into some new piece of trash fad. I'm sure mr. dutch is rolling around in his grave.

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I honestly hate John Deere stuff even more though. because my family actually owns a John Deere tractor and i dont feel its necessary to go flaunting it around. i would bet that less than 1 percent of people who wear that stuff actually own one. i just dont understand why it is a trend, can someone please inform me, its getting out of hand

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it used to be a joke, because it might make you look all redneck and shit, but now that everybody wears one, people are trying to make their trucker hat more extravagent than their friends'. They end up looking stupid. or so i've found.

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

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i have the best trucker hat ever its red brim and mesh and the front is white and says run dmc, best hat ever

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^^^^^^^^The popped collar thing started a while ago, my dad pops his collar and he is in his sixeties, he has always done it. It was later revied in the 80's and currently revived in fraty fashion. It has grown to the double popped collar which is explicitly metrosexual and gay. I pop my collar every damn morning.

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^agreed

popping your collar is cool, its been going on for years too. and the double popped collar is gay. another gay thing is wearing a polo shirt under a tight tshirt and popping the collar so that you can have the collar and a nice tight gay shirt at the same time.

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yeah, vondutch had the eyeball/flames thing. they have really shit the bed as of late. i saw a vd fashion show ad in vegas, it looked gross. so, the hats are a big 'humor' thing, but its not funny

 
I like vondutch they have T-hats in pretty colors. I have an awesome t-hat, it says 'Dont stop the rock'. I love it but I dont wear it a lot.

and the whole popped collar thing is so big in my town. it's annoying. it used to be badass, but now everyone does it it's played out. the 80's are coming back though, its awesome

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yea a bunch of fags at my school have von dutch hats, jeans and shirts some of the shirts are kinad cool but von dutch still sucks

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Von Dutch hat $65? What are you fucking joking me. I think I can go buy some hats at a truck stop for $5 and patch that gay Von Dutch shit and sell for $65... You got to love stupid people..

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in regards to the popped up collar, i believe mad props go out to its founder, arther fonzerelli aka the fonz

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I have a Von Dutch hat, but I feel that I am deserving enough to wear one. I have a motorcycle, I know who Von Dutch is, I know why he kicks ass, and I can do pinstriping. To me, this makes the hat cool to me.

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i have a 4frnt trucker hat, but my puppy chewed it up and now im sad...

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i have a 4frnt trucker. and all the girls think it kicks von dutch. at my school only the fags that think there hot shit wear them, and they have no freinds.... but yeah.. theres kids who wear 3 polo shirts all with the things sticking out.

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Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
Von Dutch is ruining the world. I dont know who or what it is and I dont give a shit. I hate John Deere 'trucker' hats especcially. I also hate Ashton Kutcher and Punk'd. Sorry for ranting I kind of hate ranting too.

 
Oh yeah I have a Volume Video Magazine 'Trucker' hat. It looks like the pabst beer thing. Does anyone want to buy it?

 
Trucker hats were ruined a long time before Von Dutch.... but I have a Von Dutch hat, it was a gift, I kind of like it I wear it every now and then.

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the thing with von dutch hats is gay. I used to wear a trucker hat way b4 there was all this shit about von dutch. Now they ruined it. The popped collar is also gay. EVERYTHING IS GAY.

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who gives a shit anyways? wear what the fuck you want you pieces of shit.

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They were cool for awhile when only celebrities and one or two people had them. But then every mall in North America got a shipment and every mall rat in North America got one and they became gayy. Here in Vancouver almost nobady had them and then Metrotown got a shipment and the next day every asian within 100 miles had one. And then everyone realized they cost twice as much as any other hat and somebody's laughing all the way to the bank at the fools who got one.

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von dutch is gay... everyone at my school has one cuz they try to be cool but there really the stupid gay ones cuz they pay 70$ on a stupid ugly trucker hat that looks like they got it at value village

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not saying anythings wrong with value village u can by some sick hats there HAHA

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Yea fuck them im sick of them parading around with their lisps and parades and shit. Thats fione if u wanna travel the hersey highway of another fellow. But dont fuckin runn around my city and cause traffic problems with ur parades.FUCK THE FAGS!
 
what really bothers me is all the wiggers who wear their 'timbs' because their 'ghetto'. Timberlands are the best work boots you can get, and i use mine for work. Now thats something that has to be stopped.

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i like it when lindsay lohan wears a von dutch hat

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von dutch is H to the OMO man....any trucker hats over 10$ are you gotta get them at value village or somtin.

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yo man eskamo hats are wear its at... u know the hats that like detectives where n the front can flop dcown or button to the top? those things are the shit im wearin mine right now fuck von dutch more like von gay

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