Vomit

hotdog.garbage

hotdog.garbage

Active member
i was at a real classy house party on the weekend, a black and white affair, (not that classy, you just had to wear all black or white). Themed parties at university are pretty hot right now.

well things went to shit and people just start vomiting Everywhere. im sitting on the couch and some girl stumbles into the room, grabs the tv and pukes all over the nintendo (why would you puke on a nintendo? i know i beat your ass in mario cart but take it out on me not the 64). either way, pretty nice start. some people make it outside, most just let er go wherever they are standing. i hear a few people who made it to the bathroom yelling at the toilet. im doing alright myself and just watching all of this go down. My friend who lives in the house (who is good and drunk) puts together a mop, bucket and even soap. shes mopping up and some dude runs into the room and hurls in her mop bucket.

ever puked somewhere fucking awesome?
 
On the a U looking ride at Cedar Point, haha, the first couple rows barely caught it so it wasnt all bad.
 
thats awsome. im imagining everyone just running around screaming in panic then people dropping to the floor puking.

a freind...whos identity will be kept a secret, threw up at canadas wonderland...about 2 feet beside the garbage can...and then about 3 more times on the way home.
 
i was coming back from a high school football game trashed and had to puke so we pulled over and a few cars stopped behind us to ask what was wrong with me, they said i ate bad clams i dont recall any of this
 
when i was in like 4th grade, and my brother was in 5th, i went to his boys and girls club basketball game. and cory, who was on the team puked in the middle of the basketball court, and then another player puked from seeing him...and that made some little girl in the stands puke...

it was like that scene in stand by me
 
i puked on my friends floor one time out of no where when i was sleeping over i just woke up and puked 4 times it was gnarly fucking beer then smoking doesnt work out to well sometimes
 
I'm not typing up a huge story for this one, like the poop thread, but here goes. I was up in New Mexico all set to go on backpacking trip through the wonderful wilderness. Something got to me the night before and I puked up a storm. Everywhere! All over the tent. My friend just shrugged and went back to sleep. Nothing was in me after about 5 times so nothing was coming out but I was still dry heaving. Sucked. I guzzled a liter of water because I knew I was very dehydrated and needed some water fast. After 30 seconds it came shooting out like a geyser. I've never felt so bad in my life. Crapping and throwing up a lot. It finally went away but I was so weak for a day or two, which isn't the best for hiking, but I got over it. My appetite wasn't normal for a week, I barely ate, it's a wonder I made it without collapsing.
 
New Mexico is part of the US. But very close to Mexico. And with the same name, so yeah. :D I ate the same things everyone else ate, something must have done it though.
 
I puked off a chairlift once, in a car, out a car window, in a sink, in the toilet, on the floor, all over my school books, in my desk, all over another student, all over myself, all over a school yard, all over a public bathroom floor, in a bucket, in a bathtub, in the shower, in my bowl of soup, in my bowl of cereal, in a lake, in an ocean, alot of places i cant think of right now, and of course all the times i actually made it to a toilet.
 
in my shoe lol i had a bowl and my shoe beside the bed... the shoe looked better...

tg for my gf she cleaned it up before i woke up:D
 
I puked on a guys lap at a movie theatre. Well more like just hit his leg, i guess i was pissed, i barely remember.
 
im actually recovering from food poisoning right now, i puked a whole bunch...

actually its wierd, ive always hated throwing up like it was the worst possible pain i have ever had to endure up untill i was around 12 years old when i ate some eggs that werent cooked properly and was throwing up constantly for like 5 days in a row...

now it doesnt even phase me, i still think its unpleasant but its not a huge deal.
 
My old roommate had never drank, smoked, or had sex before when we got to school, so of course he became the corruption project for our floor and we had to get him hammered... half a liter of vodka hammered. When we went to see Jackass 2 he threw up all over the people in the row ahead of us, they were fucking pissed.

I feel like I may have told this one somewhere but over Thanksgiving I went to Boulder to visit three friends of mine. We were staying in one of their dorms and on the last night we split a little under a handle and a half between the four of us.. everyone puked at least once. My friend's roommate was out so I was using his bed so of course that got hit... another kid went all over my hat and the bathroom. I think the third actually managed a toilet. The fourth is the real kicker though, he fell asleep outside of the room and he woke up pretty early... early enough that parents were beginning to help their kids move back in. He went to the building's entrance, opened up the door, dropped a puddle all over the stairs in front of some family then staggered back inside... guess those parents regretted sending their kid to CO haha...

 
ahaha!

that reminds me of a time in whistler, two near years ago, my best bud ian got smashed on new years and we went riding the next day. we were talking toward the gondola, when an asian man walked up and asked ian a question, but the guy could barely speak english so you couldnt tell what he was saying, Iam looked at the guy all confused then vomited at his feet.

hahahaha, i started laughing so hard. then he continued to puke every 3 feet or so from there to the gondola.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top