I would have probably gotten the v-pros, but I went with the expressions because I got them for $60 new. So if you can also get the expressions for $60, then they would be a good option, otherwise it might be worth more to upgrade to the v-pros
I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.