DUDE GUYS, THEY ARE NOT MONSTER SKIS LIKE THE EXPLOSIVES, THEY ARE REALLY SOFT! AT SQUAW, OLD WOMEN RIDE THEM AROUND FOR THEIR ALL MOUNTAIN SKIS, you will have no problem controoling them unless you are the worst skier ever. The tails are pretty big, but they'd probably be best for a BC jib ski.
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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?
Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.
'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')
'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)
'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)