Visiting sis at college, need tips and tricks for girls and parties

Chinchi

Chinchi

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Whaddup NS, I'm going down to Tufts next weekend to visit my sis, and she said she would take me to parties and what not. I'm a junior in HS but I could pass as a senior. Like the title says just key me in on some info on how to pick up college girls and get into parties and what not. I know NS has vast knowledge in this particular matter and I would be grateful if you could pass some of it onto me. Thanks guys oh and +K for some solid help cheers!
 
As old as you may think you look, you look young. You will most likely not be picking up girls when partying with your sister anyway, so just get drunk as fuck, puke on something funny, possibly pee and/or poop on something outside, and pass out somewhere awesome.
 
I formulated a cover story with my sister that I'm a freshman at UMich, and I have a bunch of UMich merch I will wear so I think that part is covered, I'm hoping people will be too drunk to give a fuck
 
I would recommend talking about high school a good amount. Also make sure to ask them a lot about college - what classes they're taking, if they're in any extracurricular, that sort of stuff. The tone of the conversation should resemble that of a formal job interview. If those things aren't working, bring up current events. College girls are generally very well informed about dealing in the world - If you've ever heard about American girls being attracted to european men, imagine how wet they'll get when you ask them about the European debt crisis.

 
the only exception to this is if it is obvious you are in high school and everyone is going to know you're full of shit. in this case you are a senior. for some reason that 1 year is a huge diifference
 
Do not do this. Wear normal clothes. Wearing clothes from a different school, especially "a bunch," will draw attention to yourself at parties, and that's not what you need as a high school junior, unless you want to get a few pats on the head and called cute by the girls there.
 
ok, ok, so basically I should just chill, try to play out the role of high school senior and not attract attention to myself? and just let shit roll
 
Yes. You can just take hooking up with anyone out of your head. If it happens cool but dont go out with that goal at all. Go out lookingto have fun with your sister. I have some great memories of visiting my older sister at ASU.
 
I wouldn't get your hopes up too high. It's not going to be some american pie situation. It will be a bunch of stuck up broads having a predrink, a cab ride to a party, and then likely you awkwardly standing around while your sister leads on dudes who want to fuck her.

Go, have a fun time and take in the scenery.
 
drink some beer and smoke so pot.

it's 1000% more easy to get girl when you are not sober (for me), i say everything i want and don't tell me in my head if i should say it or not, seems to work
 
i go up and visit my sister at cu quit often, i just let the facial hair get a little long and unkept. um cross girls off your list, given it might be a halloween party you go to dont even try. also wear something cool that you will get complements on. and for a conclusion get really high and get really drunk.
 
get yourself some nice alcohol or burrrrr. bitches like a dude with a bottle and it will be a gooood drunk
 
You are a freshman at a somewhat nearby college. Have a quick background for conversations but other than that just have fun and GET WEIRD.
 
Get something that makes you standout, but isnt obnoxious. A fun costume, unique tee, whatever could be used to break the ice between you and girls. Dont be too self conscious because you're never going to see these people again, and just go into it with an attitude that you'll meet alot of people but getting girls is no guaruntee.
 
Why is it that high school kids always feel the need to lie about why they're at a party? I'd be like fuck yeah, I'm in high school, and my sister is awesome and letting me come out and party with her when she could easily be a bitch and make fun of me for being young. Where's the keg?
 
yeah you probably are not gonna get laid.

so just tell everybody you are in high school and theyre gonna get you drunk as fuck. so make a fool of yourself, have a good time, dont be quiet, and youll have a great time.
 
This but not as much. In college its all about confidence. If you wanna go the bullshit route, ask whatever grade their in and tell them you're in the same grade but at some other school. Have a major picked out (say finance) and then know some drinking games. It doesnt hurt to have a fifth to hand out shots to chicks as well as pre-rolled spliffs. Don't expect to get laid though. Girls usually go back to the guys place and you dont have a place of your own. Talk about what concerts you've been to, what sports you play, what frat youre in etc. Have your sister introduce you to chicks too. That will be a good opener

FYI, no girl at a party is gonna give a fuck about the European debt crisis.
 
After many nights of getting shit-face at temple with my sister when I was a senior in HS; I learned to roll with the senior thing. Talk about what you're looking to do career/college-wise. Don't be weird. Become good at drinking games.
 
play the virgin card. everyone loves stacking v-cards. tell them you're a virgin, which may or may not be a lie, and that's probably your best bet for getting any action.
 
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I don't know what kind of whack-ass college parties you've been going to. Discussing the GDP surplus of Norway due to their abundant natural resources is a total panty peeler.
 
dont be nervous, lie about you age, act like your interested in to what they like cuz they would probably give two shits about skiing unless they ask, compliment her every now and then, dont be awkward, and most importantly: HAVE $$$$$$
 
get drunk

find drunk girl

flirt with her and make her feel like you like her

then ask her in one of many clever ways if shes down to fuck

then proceed fucking

or next girl

or you cant gets girls because youre ugly.
 
Find a random girl, shove your hand down her pants, stick your fingers in her troll holes and lead her around like a bowling ball.
 
just act like you do at any party it's not a job interview it's a party, just party don't make a big deal about being drunk or having sex if it happens it happens.
 
Is it really that hard?

Just don't be an idiot

Chill out

Chill out

Nobody cares about your lame story

Drink a beer

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AGREED. Alcohol is the greatest thing ever. I just dont give two shits while drunk, and macking is way easier
 
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