Virtual Baby Name

[Kooky_Lukey]

So, for my Lifespan 101 class we have to nurture a virtual baby from birth to 18 and the fun part is we get to name it, and my brain is not nearly as creative as some of the ones on NS so i would like to hear some names.

No, in case you were wondering its not a baby doll, just all on the computer. I just have to make the "life choices" that a parent would have to make.

If you want i will keep you updated on its condition because apparently half the virtual babies end up with down syndrome or is the child that starts fights at school all the time.

 

[marsh.]

Lafawnduh

 

[RICK_ROSS]

i miss the days when kids only had to carry eggs around

 

[walterson]

 

[-emile-]

miraslov

 

[Petey.]

Frank

 

[LoathesRaisins]

MorphiusVladimir

Darquan

Trayvon Zimmermann

George Martin

Regis

 

[broto]

if it's a boy name is jasperella

 

[.AR6rider.]

Brooswilluz

 

[Wulfty]

shithead (pronounced shi-theed)

 

[Benson.]

My friend's dad had a cat in college named shithead. Name it that.

 

[brotherdad]

I'll say it once and I'll say it again

Xenon

Trajinus

Zerg

Kleborp

Picklecopter

Zenith

B'Jall

Clint

Ackdool

Rackchuund

Chad

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Name him tom walish

 

[broto]

gabe ootsex

 

[JAHpow]

Hobo Cumsock

 

[jpastor]

tanner wallnuts

 

[Chubz.]

Pat Mahiney

 

[Phil-X-]

Shuldta Aborted

 

[no_steeze]

Gary

when was the last time you knew a baby named Gary?

 

[Wheaty214]

Name it Marley, that's like best name you can name a kid. If I have a girl that's what her name will be.

 

[d00d]

D-O-G pronounce each letter and say it a little fast and it won't sound like you're spelling dog but rather a name, even though you really named your baby dog.

 

[No.Quarter]

Diohgie

 

[the_armidilo]

Hash Slinging Slasher

 

[GnarNinja]

Mike Litoris

 

[DENIM_CHICKEN]

shadynasty

 

[Benson.]

Tyroil "Smoochie" Wallace

 

[SFB]

chris p. bacon rusty kuntz

 

[GIF]

Mike hunt junior

 

[Wood_Wizard]

Sofa King Retarded

you gotta say it fast tho

 

[stupendous-man]

Rico

 

[Kooky_Lukey]

That's racist. But funny.

 

[.Jacob]

Richard Head (Dick Head).

 

[Asterisk]

How the fuck is that racist

 

[Paul.Marik]

Jizanthapus

 

[MASkier]

Name it Alfa romeo.

 

[Jb12199]

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