Virgins

i think one of my uncles is still a virgin. hes like 52..hes just too weird to get laid

"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult

PM to be invited
 
Steve Carell

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/
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He had sex at 17, and it was totally not fun and unpleasureable for both, as well as extremly akward.

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
movie / real life

You will always be in my heart Nantucket

https://www.newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/
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after having sex i realized it wasnt a big deal at all being a virgin. nothing wrong with it at all. dont worry about it, your time will come.

 
chickonsticks, how about we do and we can kill two birds with one stone, or shall i say to birds with one bone

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
21 years of age was the oldest virgin i have met.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-ThomSavery

please pardon the cacography.

CCR

PPP

DL.

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

 
I've never wanted to know

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I'm never paying attention, thats my excuse
 
i know a 24 year old girl that is one.. she's hot too

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
You think girls put to much pressure on themselves? I think It's the guys who are willing to fuck anything that gives them the oppurtunity, just so they can say they aren't virgins. I know waaaaayy more girls who are still virgins than guys

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
i just feel sorry for all the fat bitches out there.. man there are porbaly soo many untouched cow cooch out threre... you guys need to stop hating on the thunder thighs.

FLOODO.

whats blue and comes in browines

boy scouts
 
most guys i know arent afraid of being a virgin, but the fact is they will fuck anything that walks...so most of them arent.

 
r u a chick or not?

"Lets go smerk!" - Susie Cuddy

"My eyes, they can't take in his radness." - Sonny Anderson

"Wild Flour Wild Water" - Danny Day

"The goodness just explodes in my mouth!" - Bill Fleming
 
^ hahah no, where does it say anywhere in that post that I am a girl

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
I know more guys who are virgins than women... and they could get laid so easily... but they just don't give a shit... lack of sexdrive i guess... all the chicks i know are skanks... even the good girls will leave you itchy

Does it annoy anybody that the first trick landed in Not Another Ski Movie WAS SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE???????????????? i paid for a ski movie... not a tour of a lightbulb factory
 
i know a 50 year old virgin, she's waiting till marriage, and i don;t think she'll ever get married either

Soul Sistahood

bitchin
 
uh a 22 year old

what's up now bitch

"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
 
ya wow this thread is pretty funny

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns

hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
 
a 28 year old

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

Watch it dude, he knows black people- EasySteezey
 
my friend baxter... he's 18. Yes, that's right... his name is baxter...

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if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?

NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....

 
that chick on real world is a virgin and shes probably in her 20s

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-Jon

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Yeah, it really doesnt matter....i mean, you shouldnt be a virgin when you are really old, eventually you gotta get laid...but for the most part, if you are even in college and still a virgin it doesnt matter....my roomate is 20 and still hasnt gotten laid.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
19 my friends bro hes a way cool kid just needs to try

Q:whats better than one red head

A: TWO RED HEADS

sam: man that shot of pete doing a switchup on th s was so awsome hey stve u got that right

sam: ohhh ohhh yeah steve missed the shot.

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin

heyooooooooooooooo
 
''thunder thing''..goddamn..tahts some funny shit man

''has anybody been able to do 3 twirls in the air yet...and i heard something about some big thing called "chads barrier" that a skier tried to do a backwards 2 and a half spins over..is that true?''-guillermolongjon2
 
^u may wanna think about that one for a little bit

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
the pope is a vergin

RIP

FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling

And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A

- parker.mills
 
aka virgin

RIP

FRZ

PPP

In New York they wants me_And I'm gonna be there_Van-city's calling

And I'm gonna be there_In T-Dot, they wants me_And I'm gonna be there, spreading the vibes_All over the world

K A R M A

- parker.mills
 
19 year old...I don't know many people older than me

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
haha i know a kid named baxter. everyone always starts singing the meow mix commercials near him and her get's all pissed cause the cats name is baxter.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
hahahaha

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
^duuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, thats why its funny, its an inherent contridiction dumbass

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
i kno a 19yr old kid whosays hes waiting till marriage. also, i kno alot of 70-80 yr olds of myteachers (but their nuns)

***-Soul Sisterhood-***

 
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