virginity

hey 40calGlockSkier... do you like wanna get a life and stop going after 15-year olds??

was that your first time....yah know...seeing one? - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)
 
i lost it when i was born but i had to wait another 15 years before doing that shit again.

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holy shit whats wrong with me... i havent gotten laid and im 15

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i was 17... the whole first time thing is overrated.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
ya im with concept dude.

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'my woman thinks im fuckin one of her best friends and if she keeps bein gay about it im goin to fuck this girl cuz im tired of hearing it'-Lanemeyers

-sticks and snow will break my bones and i will bleed profusely-

'theres like, a buttload of gangs in this school. this one gang kept trying to get me to join cuz im pretty good with the bowstaff.'

-Napolean Dynamite
 
first time sucked. i put the condom on backwards so it wasnt lubed right and kept popping out. plus it was like 100 degrees in her room, her beaver stunk, and her sister was right next door so we were trying to be quiet.

-sean
 
'all of my friends had their first time drunk, i don't drink, so I don't go to many parties, so i don't get laid. '

im 15 and exact same situation for me but i would like to...lol also i go to an all boys school

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-joe
 
yeah, first time sucks

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
wow jgeetar your never getting laid... and if you do it will be by some prostitute named betty but 'her' real name will be pedro

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
hahaha ohhh its too true ... but i go to school in manhattan i could probably find a female hooker

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-joe
 
I've avoided this thread for good reason until now (bored as hell in class), but I have to point out that Eastcoast_destruction's post on the last page was fucking hilarious. Hall of fame.

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-lax, Member # 44813
 
17

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
17 refer to my other post about losing virginity, the nite after it happened

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
I thought about it last night, and I realized I was 17. it wasn't good. I hate it when you try to get into that shit, and the girl doesn't... she bloody well tried to have a conversation with me.

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- Harvιε


I ski therefore I am

 
Hahahah John, I didn't even notice that comment. Gold, hey?

Oates
Reppin' 907

''gnothi seauton (know thyself)''
-Phemonoe/Pythagoras
 
i forgot to tell you guys about how after my first time we went to jack-n-the box. i ordered a few tacos, and couldnt figure out what that nasty smell was right by my nose on my taco hand. yeah...

-sean
 
I think I ll wait till I get married.

BITCH

'Jesus this, and Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat' - Little Nicky

 
Thanks so much! It must be nice to have such low self esteem that you have to insult someone to make yourself feel better... I'm so glad that I don't really care about whether or not you think I'm attractive. Grow up a little bit before you post again.

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
waiting...20 years and counting

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My Hardy Boys are killing me... it's no mystery!

*NS Skateboarders Cult*
 
new years that just passed. jay-z's 99 problems but a bitch aint one song was playing. after that i wlaked away and started party again. she did too but a bit bullleged. i ended up getting head from her best friend later that nigth too. the song deffinetaley suited the night.

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abstinance is the key to happiness!

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Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
 
'yeah, first time sucks

Like a virgin on prom night '

that made me laugh sooooo much.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
I wanna wait till I get married...I should be something really special and the girl I love should be a virgin too...It is gonna be perfect after our wedding I will carry her up the stairs undress her slowly and then 'have sex' I really believe it is something special and I cant believe it means nothign to u guys who just wanna get layed...

unfortunately I got raped when I was 15 and she was a horny bitch and I just knew her for not even a week...too bad

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I swaped the Alps with the Middle of Wisconson can't wait till I can go back where I belong!
 
suppose to be a joke, but who the fuck cares, its just sex, not the end of the world.

BITCH

'Jesus this, and Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat' - Little Nicky

 
i don't wanna be cloned

'was that your first time....yah know...seeing one?' - aclsarescary
(on a girl freaking about being flashed)

STOP STEALING MY ICON BITCHES!
 
me neither

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
page suckers

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
now i got it

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

'did you know your skiing backwards?'
a female tourist to me at breck while riding switch down a trail to the park.
 
Please stop doing that page thing.

Oates
Reppin' 907

''gnothi seauton (know thyself)''
-Phemonoe/Pythagoras
 
definitely haven't had sex yet, but im chill with it, not in a hurry at all...used to want to wait till marriage...but i dunno, i figure i'll slip up somewhere along the way

yay.snow.yay
 
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