I'll be your skier dream boy. =P
Anyway, I'm 10 days away from being 18. Unless I lose it to one of my numerous girl "friends" (god damnit I suck at life, got damnit......) at the huge B-day party that's going down next weekend, I'm probably going to be a virgin for a very long time.
But whatever, at this point I don't even give a fuck about fucking anymore. I've always been about a little more than a quick fuck, and I think that's probably why I'm a) in a perpetual state of single and b) a virgin. It sucks when you're 17 going on 21 as I've been called more than once; I make for a great shoulder to cry on. But when the chips are down, those shoulders come up short.
I could continue this rant about how I'm pissed at the majority of women my age, but that's pointless. Basically, virginity is for high school. After that, it's only important to you if you make it.