Virgin Ears

[czavell]

So the other day I heard somebody ask their friend to stop swearing because their daughter had virgin ears. If I were to have ear-sex, would I still have virgin ears? Or is that not relatable to the expression?

 

[TylerMacDonald]

nice

 

[.Apex.]

that's a stupid expression. Never heard it and who ever is saying it is a ballmunching ninny muggins

 

[HIT]

YOU'RE a ninny muggins

yaaa ninnyyyy mugginssssss

 

[Puns]

if you have gained the knowledge of how to have sex with an ear through sound you don't have virgins ears to begin with and the question is irrelevant

 

[JAHpow]

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like virgin ears?

 

[Dirty_Bit]

Isn't there an episode of family guy about this?

 

[K-Dot.]

Why shouldn't you have phone sex?

You could get hearing AIDS.

 

[Broommasta]

haha nice

 

[Broommasta]

Bitch i just took your daughters ear virginity (suck it gesture, run away)

 

[stickski]

ear sex=tiny penis. i'm sorry

 

[artfullydodged]

I was in a mall with my friend the other day and this guy in front of us with his kid scolded him for saying "shit." Understandable enough but he was a total ass about it plus its a publc place. The irony of it was he was being a total asshole in front of his kid which is far worse than the little guy hearing a stranger curse.

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

Your brain had diarrhea on your keyboard I see.

 

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