Virgin Drinks

ErikT

ErikT

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Figured we needed another virgin post...so whats the point of virgin drinks?? seriously, come on, why do they even exist?

.Ski.
 
its for people like me when i was twelve years old, i used to love pina coladas

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
everyone should get real drinks... not pussy ones...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
my friend is so proud she's an 'alcohol virgin'... i make fun of her... crazy kids... I tell her she's missing out... I lost my 'alcohol virginity' when I was like 8...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
drinkin when your 8 is cool because it stunts your growth so you can be like mugsley boggs.

-Patj.
 
shirley temple

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
thats just a wives' tale, i grew up on the flask and im 6 foot, i dont drink anymore tho, unless the occassion really calls for it

.Ski.
 
so that people under 21 like me can get drinks that tast good at restaruants

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
i didn't mean to drink when Iwas 8... it said juice on the bottle... plus I wouldn't want to be much taller.. I'm 5'7' and that's perfect for me...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die
 
fru fru drinks are weak whether they're virgin or not! Men drink beer and shots, now ya know...

I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
 
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