Vineyard Vines belt for sale

iFlip

iFlip

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Alright all you preppy little douches, here's one for you! I was in Goodwill last night getting the ugliest clothes I could find for 70s day at work today (very successful) and happened across two "designer" belts for a buck each. I grabbed them and am obviously looking to cash in (or out, depending upon your perspective). While I would never be caught dead in the Vineyard Vines belt, I know a lot of you want to feel like the biggest douche in school, so here's your chance to do that at a bargain!

The Eliza B. belt is also size Large, which I wore with a sick pair of pleated pants, a hideously ugly shirt, and the nastiest tie I could find. Both belts are in good condition, size L, and roughly 45 inches long. $32 shipped for the Vineyard Vines belt, $22 shipped for the Eliza B. belt, or $50 shipped for both. Yes, the Eliza B. belt is probably a woman's belt, but it was on the same rack as the Vineyard Vines belt (same donor), has the same fit, and is actually almost reasonable looking for a guy (unlike the Vineyard Vines belt which is not reasonable looking for anyone). PayPal happily accepted.

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or you could not flip things... or you could be as kind as those people who donated them to goodwill and give them away, or sell them for the dollar you paid. sick profit scheme bro.
 
Odd, I thought douches usually had enough money to afford their preppy clothes. The Vineyard Vines belt sells for $40 + shipping on eBay. Just looking to save myself some hassle, and some preppy little kid some cash. Don't like it, then leave. Or post hating comments. I find those awesome.
 
Someone else offered me $10 for it via PM. I made one short, three sentence reply turning him down. He was so classy, really giving a good name to douchebags everywhere. Here are the two replies I received:
Date Sent: May 22 2013 18:48:20 - (read)MountainKingPro --> iFlipIf I knew who you were I'd beat your piece of white trash assDate Sent: May 22 2013 18:44:41 - (read)MountainKingPro --> iFlipYou are a fucktard
 
Just saying, you're acting like a grade A asshole calling kids that would want this "douches." If anything you're scamming people because you got it for a dollar you said? It's worth $10. Grow up.

I'd also like to see you're pm to him that actually caused him to act like that.
 
...calling kids "WHO" want this.

...to see "YOUR" PM.

plz2learntehenglishes

Actually, the ebays says this belt is worth $40. If I sold it for $10 I would be giving away $30. I'm not in the business of losing money. I leave that to Social Security, ENRON, and GE.
 
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"you're"

And you fail to understand economics -- completely. Since you're about 13, let me put it in terms you will understand. I will give you $15 for that PS3 Santa Clause brought you for Christmas. You're making out like a champ since it didn't cost you anything.
 
First off horrible terms to put it in, and your analogy, that didn't make sense because you actually paid for the belt. A dollar. Odds are nobody on here is gonna want it, the women's belt especially, you have a better chance of putting it on eBay and MAYBE making that $40 you're dreaming about. But you tell people what you paid for it especially when it's a dollar. Congratulations you're gonna get low-balled. Actually think where you posted this and how you posted this. You completely degraded all preppy kids because of how they dress when they're the only ones who's buy this. I would have purchased this but you're mission statement is your first sentence. Good Job!

I'm probably 13, i probably no nothing about economics.

Grow up. Thanks.

 
You're right, people do have them FOR SALE on ebay for $40, but the real question is, "Is anyone buying them for $40?" The answer to that is obviously no because you can only get offers of $10. It's especially funny because not only is your belt used, but the vineyard vines belt is also women's. Pretty nice belt, thought about buying until I realized that OP was a total ass.
 
You're actually flipping a Vineyard Vines belt from a Goodwill store? Does it just suck being you? You either a.) own the belt because YOU are a douche and are afraid to say its yours or b.) have way too much fucking time on your hands.

EIther way, you suck at life
 
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