Video Cop Says: "Rage, you're under arrest!"

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whiteout

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Rage has commited the following ski video violations:

-Stealing a video name from an already existing more successful action sports film

-Beginning a teaser with a timelapse

-Using the same font for everything

-Use of a fisheye lens in the backcountry

-Larger jumps for urban rails then in the backcountry

-Shots of people not *actually* in the movie

-Poor cinematography

-Mount Hood summer backcountry kickers

-Skinny White Euro Gangsters

-More gratuitous use of a fisheye lens in the backcountry

-Mike Wilson talking

-More fresh pow on urban stair sets then on bc jump landings

-C level big mountain lines

-A shot from the US Open

-Bad style

-Multiple shots of same zone

-Even more gratuitous backcountry fisheye lens useage

-Kent Kreitler

-Even more Mount Hood summer backcountry kickers

and last but not least:

-A 4-minute teaser completely devoid of one backcountry jump LANDING!

"This is enough to put the perpetrators away for at least a few years..."

 
I was thinking so much of the same stuff, it doesn't really bother me, it still looks sweet in my opinion, but everyone was hating on MSP for some of this shit and rage got a far better response. Not saying MSP is better, just that they share some of the same flaws.
 
rage films has good customer service, booter was pritty dope, and cordorys are my favorite kind of pants, i think i liked it
 
Dude it was sick, fuck off. If you can make one better, go for it. Other than that, just enjoy what you're given and don't buy the movie if you don't want to. "OMG OMG! THEY USED A FISH EYE LENSE IN THE BC!!!" Who gives a fuck man? It's a new look and the last thing we need in skiing is less diversity.
 
some of them I would have to agree with. But some i was just like what the fuck? i thought it was pretty sick none the less.
 
yeah, you need to go back under a rock...the only thing i agree with is the kent kreitler statement and that is just because he shaves his chest.
 
i agree with most of that stuff. But i don't think any of it would have bothered me if i'd liked the song.
 
um the reason they dont show any landings is casue its a teaser u dumbass, as in teasing us to see the landings and buy the movie.
 
Hey ... Whiteout... FUCK YOU. what do you know about filming??? you dont have any vids on here ya. Rage is tight, stop with the hate who cares if they used a fish eye lens for BC and they are probobaly saving all the landings for the actaul movie and how you know if the ppl arnt in the movie huh ? and now your bein prejuduce against Europeans and shit what the hell all those ppl in that move can probably ski 10 X better than you. SO WHY DONT YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
 
this made me giggle.

:).

although, i pretty much disagree with most of this, because thre shouldn't really be a "donts" of ski videos... that just encourages people to stay away from them = people from making them more bearable.
 
"-A 4-minute teaser completely devoid of one backcountry jump LANDING!"

in case you hadnt heard of any of the skiers in the movie... most of them are good, id say the landing is pretty much under control.
 
-Stealing a video name from an already existing more successful action sports film........what a AM movie or some aother movie from 1908

-Beginning a teaser with a timelapse......who the FUCK cares

-Using the same font for everything..........ahh why does this matter a movie would look stupid if it had a diffrent font each shot

-Use of a fisheye lens in the backcountry..........not a big deal, fuck it doesnt even matter

-Larger jumps for urban rails then in the backcountry...... this is most deffinlty not ture

-Shots of people not *actually* in the movie.....do u have facts on this?

-Poor cinematography..........u are a idiot if u think this

-Mount Hood summer backcountry kickers............are fucking sick

-Skinny White Euro Gangsters......could kill you

-More gratuitous use of a fisheye lens in the backcountry.....yet again this doesnt matter

-Mike Wilson talking......this point makes no sense :(

-More fresh pow on urban stair sets then on bc jump landings......i think ur just amking these up now

-C level big mountain lines.......i think ur blind

-A shot from the US Open.....its a verry good shot and stlye i think, and watch there will be tons of JOI footy in some movies and thats a comp 2

-Bad style....now im sure u are on crack

-Multiple shots of same zone.....do u even kno what that means?

-Even more gratuitous backcountry fisheye lens useage.....yet again WHY does this matter?

-Kent Kreitler...........is kinda hick but he can still rip hardcore

-Even more Mount Hood summer backcountry kickers..........are super sick

and last but not least:

-A 4-minute teaser completely devoid of one backcountry jump LANDING!.....hense the name *teaser* they dont give it all away and there are some landings if u open ur eyes
 
Man I didn't even notice that fisheye thing. cinematography was sick, jumps were nice, and if it's funnier to hit a rail with a bigger kicker, go for it. skiing is not about concrete to concrete, it's about going down a hill on plates. people found it cool to slide rails, and then other told concrete to concrete was the only way to be cool. come on...

by the way that shot from the inside of the car to the hand rail at the end was sick.
 
whiteout has commited the following skier's code violations:

- suggesting that ski movies should conform to any kind of "rules"

- unduly criticizing an up-and-coming film company with creative ideas and a roster full of sick ams and established pros

Now let's see, you're one of those people who thinks that because Hood has been a popular place to shoot over the years, that it's now illegal according to the codes of cool to shoot there? I agree it would be great if Rage had the budget to go shoot on the seventh moon of Jupiter, but if you've got a nice big volcano in your backyard with snow on it all summer long, why shouldn't you shoot it? Oh wait, I guess if all my friends wore that Abercrombie shirt last summer, I shouldn't wear it now.

If I were as picky as you, I'd agree with some of your complaints. But if I were that picky, I'd just be an asshole.
 
dude why the hate the don't show the landin cuz they wnat u to buy the movie and then u can see if they landed it or not and big jumps on urbans r for gettin tech sure it doesn't look as cool as the inch high jumps most pros use but honestly big jumps r mor fun onto urbans not liek 3 feet high but like a foot is a good height!
 
that bc booter follow through the trees with the fisheye was fucking sick, and that teaser rocked balls. worst rant ever.
 
haha shut up dude... the majority of ppl wud rather see tim d do an urban rail then reggie christ drop into a big line in valdez.. and when u live an hour away in the summer and theres snow... why not build stuff at hood..
 
-Larger jumps for urban rails then in the backcountry

-More fresh pow on urban stair sets then on bc jump landings

Totally. SO unlegit.
 
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