VERY close call

Justin.B

Justin.B

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Alright so yesterday I was sitting in my garage blazing a spliff (cut the bullshit, we all do it ) anyways I finish up and go inside. About 5 minutes later my mom walks in the house 2 HOURS EARLY before she comes home from work. she calls me into the garage, and by this time i was tripping out pretty bad. She's like, it smells like weed in here ( it rieked of weed) and im like i cant smell it. Shes like bull shit were you smokin up ( i laughed inside when she said that) than i said no i wasn't, i cant even smell it. Anyways we sat in the garage for about 20 minutes arguing and finally she just believed me and stopped arguing. Very close call. I dont think i'll be smoking again for a while...
 
my mom called me one night and said the whole basement (where my and my bro's rooms are and where we hang) reeked of pot. i just kept denying it, which didn't work so well cause i've been caught before. then three days after, my mom apologized and said she thinks theres a plant outside somewhere.
 
lol thats intense. I dont think i'd ever smoke in my basement. my parents would shit a brick. they've never found any weed but they've taken 2 pipes. I told them I was holding them for my friend. They bought it.
 
my bro and his friends smoked in his room and my mom found out and kicked my bro out. that would suck.
 
at camp last year i was rollin some up for my roommates and our coach walked in. he just asked if he could have one and he wouldn't tell our rents
 
Haha you guys are dumb as hell. I heard you all stared out the window wide-eyed at some cop and he started chasing you.
 
after ripping a bong at 12 at night I ran home from a friends house and a car drove past me and when i got home i saw my dad on the phone talking to the neighbor who saw me running home i walked in and he asked waht the fuck i was doing and i just said i had been playing poker at a friends. he didn't believe that shit at all. the only reason he didn't bust me was because i was mad chill about it. - thank you weed!
 
my friend was blazing up with two kids and his parents werent supposed to come for 3 more hours but as they finish up what my friend thinks was a laced J the parents drive in the two friends arent supposed to be there so my friend goes downstairs to stall his parents while they leave his dads like lets go play basket ball outside my friends like okay sounds good and goes outside starts tripping on some serious sagging black balls and his dad passes him the ball he gets hit in teh head and passes out cold they go to the hospital and they were like i dont think it was drug related and that he was probally dehydrated lucked out there
 
my mom knows, calls me and my buddies out all the time, its hilarious lol. she doesnt reallly care that much, but it bothers her a bit i think
 
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