first, run around in circles five times. no more, no less
then, find a pair, no, steal a pair of golf clubs from a driving range, try to return them to the pro shop
next, your going to need a bucket of ice, hot sauce, and 3 large sausages. this is going to get messy though so be careful. but the hot sauce in the bucket of ice along with the sausages. let it cool. now with your mouth only, attempt to get the sausages. watch your eyes, the hot sauce burnssss