Van Gogh Fact

[Raz.]

when van gogh was out painting in a field some kids shot him by mistake while they were playing with their dad’s shotgun but he told everyone he shot himself so they wouldn’t get in trouble and then he DIED and for a long time everyone thought it was suicide but it wasn’t a suicide he was just trying to help the kids that’s the saddest thing in the world im gonna throw up

 

[Spinoza]

More badass than sad

 

[_DUSTY_]

 

[MilaKunis]

So this really isn't interesting at all.

 

[grapejuice3000+]

at the van gogh exhibit at my local art museum, they said it was two people who thought he was crazy and should be dead

 

[HamFaceGirl]

lolol

 

[_Garagely_]

That would have been more enriching if you had used punctuation.

 

[CheddarJack]

You sound like a 8 year old girl who just ran off her bus and immediately told her mom what she learned in school today

 

[ILLinoisance]

i'm mentally exhausted after reading that.

 

[edai]

bro...

 

[steezburgereddie]

Anyone else run out of breath reading this?

 

[Big_Spence]

....

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

The real question is how do you all pronounce van gogh?

 

[LoathesRaisins]

Von Googeh

 

[act.resist]

The real question is, are you an idiot?

The answer is, yes.

 

[ILLinoisance]

van go

 

[Arabian]

Well, at least he wasn't gay... right Love_Ninja?

 

[Toaster-Tony]

that post made me out of breath from the lack

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Correct. Most idiots like bootersloot get it wrong. Im glad you are as cultured as I am. Wanna go to a wine a cheese tasting with me? Then we can critic the finer points of surrealism and the moderist movement.

 

[act.resist]

I want a divorce

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Unless I sign the papers you aren't getting it YOLO

 

[act.resist]

I'm not Reese Witherspoon, you're not josh Lucas and never will I ever be from Alabama

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

Love is a fickle thing.

 

[Laurent.]

It's incorrect, vun KHOKH (-v as in vet, -u as in bun, -kh as in Scottish loch) or fun KHOKH (-f as in fit, -u as in bun, -kh as in Scottish loch) is about as close as English speaking people will get.

It's a Dutch name and everyone outside of this funny little country pronounces it wrong.

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[maximiliaan]

Mmmmk.... So youre telling me how to say something in my own language?

 

[skiierman]

Mmmhmmm, I love the sweet smell of complete ownage in the morning...

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

When I read that kids post I read it like how you are conveying it. I know its Dutch and they use the back of their throat, kind of like hocking a lugey.

 

[act.resist]

If you're a man child maybe

 

[skiierman]

And here we see the child backtracking, a natural response to being called out for being a complete jackass.

 

[iFlip]

critique

 

[cheaaaaaa]

Neither of the two stories have actually ben verified. We dont know which one was actually true.

 

[louie.mirags]

not really too sad... The kid had more of a future than a dying artist. Why should two lives be ruined by one accident?

 

[Mr.Sloth]

 

[flowstradamus]

todd wallnuts

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