or you could take a bok of chocolates and take the chocolates out, but it has to be a tall box like the big ones, and take the chocolates out, cut a hole in the bottom, then put you dick in it and put the lid on. so when you are sitting there lift the blanket and say happy valentines day and show her the box.
then say here, have one, and open the box, then bam, you just got slobbed down. hahahahah
get her cooking supplies or a broom. she'll figure it out...-killly802