Valentines Day

[Hamster.]

Welp, who else is single tomorrow?

 

[Midwestoverdose]

I am, might ask a girl I know pretty well out in my algebra class.

 

[Mr.O]

ME! What a joke of a holiday to be honest.

 

[MothaHucker]

i shall be

 

[p-nutt]

DO IT, pics?

 

[Hamster.]

How do you get a photograph of you asking someone out?

 

[the.cheat]

i'm loving the whole singleness thing after a year and 8 months in a stagnant relationship.

 

[BrewskiJr]

First valentines with my girlfriend of 5 months. She goes to a different college so i sent her some flowers/teddy bear/chocolate covered fruit via one of those flower delivery websites.

 

[Hamster.]

someones getting pussy the next time you see her, fucking #winning

 

[Deluge]

#nottwitter

soo uhh FUCK YOU. that is all

 

[Midwestoverdose]

haha, if I man up the balls and find the time, and im not uploading pics. ahah, the percent of people posting pics of the said girl on ns is like 2 percent/

 

[Hamster.]

Honestly, #winning is a universal thing after Charlie Sheen, I'm not gonna sit here and hashtag my life away, but using that does not deserve your response.

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

im pretty exited for my date with Jill

 

[katie.]

Alone. But my cat is kind of like a boyfriend so I'll just cuddle with him.

 

[CluckaChuck]

well, looks like im going to be single this year. Im hitting the on campus bar till closing tomorrow.

- Then obviously invest in an escort.

 

[CheddarJack]

hi

 

[JIBpsy^^]

I am going to get coffee then just gonna see where the evening takes us with my prospective slam piece. We have already been on a few "dates" and hooked up a couple times. We just havent made anything official. i got her a fuzzy bear and tied a red ribbon around its neck. Bitches love fuzzy bears

 

[gnarnia.]

 

[gnarnia.]

^getting laid.

 

[rareison]

forever alone

 

[dreadyboy]

Pretty gay cause this week is reading week, just chillin with the fam in duncan

 

[katie.]

yeah but at your age it's ok.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Appropriate for this thread:

Roses are redV-Day is crap

No girlfriend this year...

FAP FAP FAP

 

[peterries]

Wish I had a grade a bitch but I will be single

 

[PopsicleStand]

how often do you say things like that to the fairer sex? answer is possibly related to your post.

got the girl flowers, heart shaped box of chocolates, and a card. I realized I had never done the truly traditional thing. it worked out well.

 

[andybob]

Alone for the first time in like 5 years.

 

[ericdan]

My left hand...

 

[El.Guapo]

i asked a girl to be my valentine. i also asked what she wanted and she said "something sexy ". i got here this.

to much?

 

[Jibbin_Ur_Face]

Jill?

 

[Mr.Turtle]

the trifecta

 

[ironic]

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[Wompuscat]

Fuck Valentines Day.

 

[yeahno]

yup. alone

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

ya shes the one

 

[PopsicleStand]

you cant get laid with your cat though

 

[Aidan-G]

I'm not single but I'm all alone down here in San Jose

 

[Hamster.]

What if I took the cats place?

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

Peanut butter...

 

[NSwidow]

Thought i was alone...guy asked me out today. Made out like he didn't realize it was valentines...

Should i take the dinner and dash...or...you know...do work?

 

[Aidan-G]

Depends on how much he shells out on the date. Where you going for dinner?

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

Do the work. You'll probably seem like a bitch if you dash. You probably are a bitch if you are even considering it.

 

[e_strapp]

No FAP February though! thank god for girlfriends.

 

[goonsquad08]

well...would you like to be my valentine? haha

 

[DayMan]

So stoked for my date with Mrs. Pamela Handerson

 

[Steve-Brown]

that one never gets oldhaha

but on a serious note, im not alone tomorrow haha

 

[PopsicleStand]

dont be a bitch and use him. also, dont judge him based on how much money he spends on you. judge him based on how he treats you. wherever that leads, thats up to you.

 

[maynaiseman]

Probably a nice evening of crying and using my tears as lubricant to masterbate in a room filled with scented candles.

 

[BenWest]

suddenly hit me about a month ago that it had been two and a half years since i ditched my last gf... not regretting it one bit... FREEEEEDOM

 

[[hamnuts]]

so alone....

 

[Hamster.]

why are so many hot women from Canada

 

[WestWoods]

Will you be my interwebz girlfriend for tomorrow...