valentines day

krystal

krystal

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What do you get a guy for v-day...besides the usual chocolates....???

'When someone tells me they're happy, my ass begins to twitch.'
 
I've never been with a guy for V-Day (I always seem to have a boyfriend at the end of the year for some reason), but I think something thoughtful that he's going to know is special. Something you put thought into, not just anything off the shelf.

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haha...I read ya like the dictionary baby

HAHAHA...I gotta write that one down:

Mr. Matt Harvey
 
And a really really big hug, I like hugs.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
i jut went online to order flowers...holy shit that fucking expensive! especially since they're gonna die in like three days...i think ill just shave my bush...thats the nicest thing i can think of

''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
 
wait a minute. is Alpintalk male or female? i had never thought about it before.

-Dan

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I need two pairs

Representin' in the 3-1-5

'I you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
 
wanna find out? go down on me.

''Your true colors are showing through, Erich...pink...lots and lots of pink.''
 
i had a witty come back but i lost it. damn.

-Dan

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I need two pairs

Representin' in the 3-1-5

'I you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
 
ok, but that still doesn't exactly answer my question....

i honestly have no idea what to get my boyfriend, well he isn't my boyfriend anymore we broke up but he is still getting me something...so i feel like i have to get him something...

~confused~

'When someone tells me they're happy, my ass begins to twitch.'
 
i went shopping today and got tyler something. i would post it on here, but he frequents the site more than me. sorry

*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember.

that your not gonna be young forever.

think smart, have fun, stay true

and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris
 
I normally just wear a poppy for V-day. But why not send a dozen blowjobs?

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

I got so battered last night that I had to send my clients around the corner so I could run behind a tree to be sick. Unfortunately I fell into a snow hole under a pine tree and the impact of falling into an eight foot deep trench made me vomit on myself-love Bawbsy....
 
im stuck babysittin my younger brother and sister on V-day but both my brother and my bf want to see Daredevil so im taking them to see it... BUt i dont know what get him cause I doubt hes gonna get me anything so... hmmm makes it tough!!

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
yeah. but the real question is. what do you get a girl that says that valintines day is just another day? when deep down you know she'd want something.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
make her a card duncan! Its not like u have anythin else to do since ur not at school!! Valentines day stuff is always better homemade then from Hallmark! make her cookies or something

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
buy her an xmas present, that should throw the game-playin bitch off!!!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
 
no, the REAL question is, what do you get for one of your best friends who you have just recently started hooking up with alot, and the status of your relationship is as yet undefined.... yup, thats a tricky one. i think i'll just go skiing... can't get in trouble if i'm not around, right?

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
yeah, that always works... unless he already gets that alot... then you might have to raise the stakes.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
Gross don't get candy. Cause no one ever eats the weird shaped candy. Just make a card. That's what I do and it's fun.

'Pipe Is Nice'
 
if he already gets plenty of head... bring a friend along for a threesome, thats probably the best possible gift, or if you don't wanna do that get him some furry handcuffs, handcuff him to the bed and fuck his brains out... silk boxers always work too.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
Shave the muff..pierce the tongue

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies
 
oh man. a christmas present would be damn funny... I think she'd appreciate it but how's that gonna help me. single rose and random showing up at her door (which is far away) might be the best.

-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
 
What if when you show up she's got some other dude over, and she's pulling her clothes back on?

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A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body
 
does the vibrating toung ring help you chew food better. Please explain why this would be a good v day gift. Hahaha. Kiddin, I cant wait till v day. Turning 17.

I just wanna ski, is that to much to ask in life
 
yo, i think here it will get more responses but, i need some tunes for this mix im making. see, im kind of in competition with this other kid. right now ive got: Pete Townsend- Let My Love Open the Door, Ben Harper/Jack Johnson- Flake, Al Green- Let's Stay Together, Midtown- Perfect, Midtown- Like a Movie.

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
 
hmmm, 'Fuck me Gently' would go down quite well

but seriously,

'Come away with me' - Norah Jones

'I'm with you' - Avril Lavigne

And maybe a spot of easy Pearl Jam or something, chicks like that stuff, and finish it up with a bit of Can't Touch This by MC Hamma, haha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
well, doin ne thing ur not usually willing to do would be good

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Alex

Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
nothing says 'i love you' more than an anytime, anywhere sex card

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
 
I'm not getting my man anything for V-day cuz March 20th is Blow job and Beer day so v-day is for us ladies!!

'u spend ur whole life figuring out who u are and never really knowing it'
 
really? i thought that was yesterday... and today... and tommorow..............

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
play Akinele(spelt rong)-'put it in my mouth'

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
 
I somehow managed to score my boys skis (1080s) for a couple of days and since hes to lazy to get them tuned or to do it himself I get them done at my shop!! And he then turned around and asked where his skis were so I had to break down and tell him so it isnt a secret anymore.. but he seemed happy!!

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My halo needs some duct tape.

I'm tired of being an Angel I wanna be a Princess!
 
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