Valentine’s Day pain

weastcoat

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well no skiing tonight for me since my Monday class schedule sucks, nights off to a bad start already with that.

There’s this girl who’s a tad older than me but still in my age group with a beauty of a personality ( and a face ☺️). Haven’t really hung out with her off the hill (she skis), but we always end up running into eachother once in a while on the hill. This girl is so heavenly every time she pulls up to the park, the jets kick on and I throw the most wicked line of the day, or lace the trick I’m trying to get.

Me and her have been talking more and more as of late, and well, I decided to shoot my shot. It’s V-Day after all, and I figured she’d appreciate some lovely company on this (previously) fine Monday evening.

I say it.

“Zootspace and chill at my place later?? ?”

I put my phone down and my 4pm

class starts. My mind is racing. Didn’t look at my phone all class, was too scared to see the result. Pencil was sweaty from my shaky hands. Had to keep taking deep breaths.

fast forward. Class is over, I’m bullshitting with my buddies as I walk to the parking lot, and open my phone. the moment of truth. This is the text I get…

“Ummm idk what a zootspace is but no. I have other plans tonight with someone else. That guy you told me not to worry about, you said his name was catdickbojangles or something on your silly little park rat website.”

im in shock. No reaction. Didn’t know what to do. Some real pain sets in. I start to feel real sick.

I disgustedly put the car into drive, flew out of the parking lot and got on the highway. And as I drove into the saddening Valentine’s Day sunset, feeling the lump in my throat and fighting the tears off, violated by this girl, the pain is throbbing in my head. I play this song to fit the mood

?
 
valentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.
 
spent my Vday skiing with my girl at snowbird until she destroyed her tyrollia 11s. She picked up some pivot 12s with me at gear room slc. stoked shes got a better binding under her feet!
 
14397400:eheath said:
valentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.

Have you ever thought about what if their significant other was a bee?

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Just actually read this thread and you know what Ryan. This rly got me thinking fuck this [tag=266051]@CatdickBojangles[/tag] dude. Sounds like a total ass
 
[tag=244295]@weastcoat[/tag] thats what you get for not hitting me up while you were at Wisp. Now I'm hitting your girl watching every Bag'O'Tricks youtube videos on repeat.
 
14397399:r00kie said:
I was text dumped the morning after my birthday, two years in a row.

I’ve had a damn similar thing happen but on my birthday, twice, wish I was kidding. not fun.
 
Valentines day is cool if you already have someone. Otherwise it's just a made up holiday encouraging you to get into a shitty relationship so you can try and feel better about yourself.
 
14397400:eheath said:
valentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.

are you actually serious???

mfs aren't even allowed to buy flowers anymore I'm done

can't have shit on newschoolers
 
14397488:FruitBootPro said:
are you actually serious???

mfs aren't even allowed to buy flowers anymore I'm done

can't have shit on newschoolers

nothing wrong with buying flowers, its just so cliche and pointless on valentines day, buy ur girl flowers on a random tuesday she'll be way more stoked.

**This post was edited on Feb 14th 2022 at 9:30:41pm
 
14397493:eheath said:
nothing wrong with buying flowers, its just so cliche and pointless on valentines day, buy ur girl flowers on a random tuesday she'll be way more stoked.

**This post was edited on Feb 14th 2022 at 9:30:41pm

I put my tongue up my chicks asshole for an hour or so….that’s all she needed
 
Mad bc he couldn’t land that girl from O’shucks

14397400:eheath said:
valentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.
 
Are you in a serious relationship? Serious question

14397493:eheath said:
nothing wrong with buying flowers, its just so cliche and pointless on valentines day, buy ur girl flowers on a random tuesday she'll be way more stoked.

**This post was edited on Feb 14th 2022 at 9:30:41pm
 
14397400:eheath said:
valentines day is such a sham, i saw so many poor bastards at the store today after work spending money on some dumbass flowers to make their significant other happy, it's literally the opposite of how we should behave.

Bitches love flowers tho...
 
valentines is fucking stupid, you need a real love brother, not just some performative valentines day shit. valentines is just another Hallmark holiday and made up out of obligation to feel like you need to fill your vibe with fake experiences. keep on ur game and dont change for anybody and dont fall for obligation, somebody right will come when the time is right, don't let a day on the calendar get to you, we all with you homie
 
I had a different type of Valentine pains. I spent Vday with the bois and broke my ribs doing a 5 on a moderately small jump. I suck at cooking but i still hobbled around making scallops and crab legs and lots of butter for my wife and instead of staying up late with my friend (whos crashing Colorado couches this month to work remotely and shred) i went to bed with my wife and despite the pain, still managed the bi-monthly sex.
 
14397493:eheath said:
nothing wrong with buying flowers, its just so cliche and pointless on valentines day, buy ur girl flowers on a random tuesday she'll be way more stoked.

**This post was edited on Feb 14th 2022 at 9:30:41pm

eheath is the most qualified person to give relationship advice
 
14398221:ReturnToMonkey said:
Aren't they so fun? Now stay tucked longer and take it to flat 5 :)

honestly coolest fucking feeling ever

but i'm barely making the rotation as it is but i'm finna have 5s by next week fr fr
 
14398225:honeynutgoon said:
honestly coolest fucking feeling ever

but i'm barely making the rotation as it is but i'm finna have 5s by next week fr fr

You got it boss!

This is your V day gift from your true love, your skis

**This post was edited on Feb 15th 2022 at 7:24:33pm
 
topic:weastcoat said:
well no skiing tonight for me since my Monday class schedule sucks, nights off to a bad start already with that.

There’s this girl who’s a tad older than me but still in my age group with a beauty of a personality ( and a face ☺️). Haven’t really hung out with her off the hill (she skis), but we always end up running into eachother once in a while on the hill. This girl is so heavenly every time she pulls up to the park, the jets kick on and I throw the most wicked line of the day, or lace the trick I’m trying to get.

Me and her have been talking more and more as of late, and well, I decided to shoot my shot. It’s V-Day after all, and I figured she’d appreciate some lovely company on this (previously) fine Monday evening.

I say it.

“Zootspace and chill at my place later?? ?”

I put my phone down and my 4pm

class starts. My mind is racing. Didn’t look at my phone all class, was too scared to see the result. Pencil was sweaty from my shaky hands. Had to keep taking deep breaths.

fast forward. Class is over, I’m bullshitting with my buddies as I walk to the parking lot, and open my phone. the moment of truth. This is the text I get…

“Ummm idk what a zootspace is but no. I have other plans tonight with someone else. That guy you told me not to worry about, you said his name was catdickbojangles or something on your silly little park rat website.”

im in shock. No reaction. Didn’t know what to do. Some real pain sets in. I start to feel real sick.

I disgustedly put the car into drive, flew out of the parking lot and got on the highway. And as I drove into the saddening Valentine’s Day sunset, feeling the lump in my throat and fighting the tears off, violated by this girl, the pain is throbbing in my head. I play this song to fit the mood

?

im also in the singles line and I just wanna shoutout op’s massive balls. Slay em she ain’t the one
 
14397713:Casey said:
I can’t tell if this is a joke or not…

This thread is 100% fake.

Who TF is serious about someone and texts them “zootspace and chill”. Sounds like a bad punchline to a bad joke.

OP, send screenshots or confirmed troll thread.
 
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