valentines day.. need help quick!

i_am_retarded

i_am_retarded

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k, since i have no money right now, being in uni and broke as fuck, i'm making my gf coupons saying stuff like 'good for one massage' 'good for one shower together' etc... anyway, i need more ideas for coupons... so far it's only those two that i have... i'm screwed... help quick!!

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
dont expect any sexual favours from her then,i dont think homemade coupons will cut it so your screwed,get some hand lotion out,youll be needing it

 
ok saw this in a movie and a buddy of mine is doin it as well pretty cheesy but take a photo of yourself and put it on a pillow case and write wish i was here.

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
haha dude thats in like a jetta commercial the girl will probrbaly have already seen it

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
No money?... make her a card. Use stuff like crayons and dried pasta like you did in kindergarten. She'll love it, maybe. And take her somewhere 'special' or 'romantic'. A picnic if it's warm enough(I know Vancouver is) or shit, go skiing with her, and spend the entire day WITH HER, not hitting the pipe with your bros, unless she jibs too...In which case you're super lucky. Just spend time with her, shower her with attention, etc...be creative, be cheap, and coupons are cool, I did that once.

Message to: Jib_This

Message from: NewO

Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01

ur a dumb shit

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
 
i like this jib_this guy. if i didnt have a valentine id be wanting you :O)

This young girl

She's a freak

She's out clubbin' every night of the week

'i dont see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing.'

**I'm depressed, i need the snow.**
 
You're retarded...

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Undercover skier, and nuclear technician of the Silent Army!

::Viva La Ressistance::
 
ok, no sexual coupons, because its giving you the gift instead of her, instead have some subtleness like, washin her hair, women usually go crazy durin those movie scenes, make her dinner, btw how old are you?

i'll fantasy freeride my foor up ure ass

'She was onto something, i think thats what got her killed...'

'You do't think it was the bullets?'
 
ya i am broke too but the girls usually like simple cheap things. card forsure and mabey a flower(single rose)very nice. try that.

 
man, u look like ure just hitn puberty from that pic. Make her dinner, give her a massage, treat her like a queen for 1 day, and i mean, even if its that time of the month for her.

i'll fantasy freeride my foor up ure ass

'She was onto something, i think thats what got her killed...'

'You do't think it was the bullets?'
 
teneighty skier: I HOPE you weren't trying to say I was 'retarded'...

Punk Skier Jenn: I'm honoured. I'm also taken, and my wonderful, kickass gf is the best. It's nice to know someone appreciates my ideas.

I am Retarded: Good luck, and take it from me: the coupons work. She'll love them, but don't make them offers of 'free sex whenever you want it', cuz that's something she knows you want anyways. And 'free sex' coupons make it look like you're trying too hard. What school are you at?

Message to: Jib_This

Message from: NewO

Date Sent: 2003-02-11 17:33:01

ur a dumb shit

'i'm not too bright sometimes, when i turn my mind off school'

Nolan, after I reminded him of what a verb in the past tense was.
 
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