Valentines day ideas for us shallow pocket guys?

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aoe

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With valentines day comming up what are some good things to do without spending much cash. Besides gift wrapped genitals, which may already be part of the plan. so far Im getting a single rose (which color?), and maybe some chocolet (kind?), and I want to do something romantic but im not really sure what. and getting my parents out of the house is like pulling teeth. maybe cook some dinner, although im a horrid cook. any ideas?

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
well if you suck at cooking..i wouldnt do that...and the rose color would depend upon which one is your gfs favourite...and the chocolate also which one is your gfs favourite.

the chocolate and flowers are a nice idea..but they are not very original.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
I have like no money, and even so I shell out a lot (not very often, but still) for gifts, because usually if I find something really nice for a present it's expensive... If you actually give a damn you should be able to come up with the cash for something nice. I mean I don't even have a job, and I'm a student. Doesn't get much broker than me... unless I had car payments.

 
my girlfriend lives an hour away, so we don't get to see each other very often, once every 1 or 2 weeks or so.

i send her letters in the mail sometimes.

for the past 2 weeks or so, i've been writing letters to her EVERY day at school. bu instead of mailing them, i'm going to a) take them to her hosue and cover her room in them , or b) give them to her all together if she comes here instead of me going there.

plus i got a hoodie for her at the olympic training center

plus i think i'm goign to take her to victoria secret

plus a rose or a dozen.

plus, i can't think of anything else.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
^ aww those are nice ideas. i like that.

but you dont even have to spend a ton to get something special for the gf...just something thoughtful

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
just whip it out for her.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
yeah jd im a pretty broke student too. but i dont think valentines is an ocassion to shell out a ton of money on a giff, more about doing something thoughtful.

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
And then smack her in the face with it.

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
Take her on a romantic picnic so you can avoid the parents, plus you dont have to be a great cook to pack of a picnic dinner. This is kind of cliche', but chocolate covered strawberries are kind of cool. Get a bottle of wine, sit by a river or whatever, she will love it.

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
leave it to brody to put shame on everyone else

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
haha picnic? theres 5 feet of snow on the ground,,

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
Well I guess it depends on where you live, but there is snow here and I can think of alot of pretty places to have one

Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
 
picnic on the lift, then take the gondola next run

O yes, you can ski backcountry is syracuse ny

'me and my girlfriend were going at it the other night and she was on top and we were bonin hard, and my dick slipped out between thrusts and went up her ass. she screamed and cried for 45 minutes, it sucked.' -skiflake

 
make her a hot bubble bath with rose petals...and then have a towel you warmed in the dryer ready for her...

write her a love letter..glue it to thin cardboard and then cut it into puzzle pieces..mail them to her all together or one by one...

buy a huge bag of herseys kisses...take 'kisses' tags outta all of em...put them in a jewellery box...and each one is redeemable for a kiss...

buy a little calendar book....and mark in the day you started going out..any big places or special events you went to...

make dinner and desert for her...make food that is red and white....Note: ONLY IF YOU CAN COOK!

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
^Wow...guess it depends on the girl because I know people who would really hate those... corny as anything. But I can think of a couple who'd go 'Awwwwwwwwww' and not stop for 5 minutes...

 
it is valentines day isnt it?

im not one for it...i dont know, just my opinion.

those are straight outta the brock university press.

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
well im single and i think saturday is gonna be the day that i pour my heart out to this girl i work with at my ski hill. (hopefully no one here knows who she is)

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
^May you have better luck than some of us. Hell, it's gotta work out for someone...might as well be you.

 
get a box of choclates and a dildo, if she doesn't like th e candy she can go fuck her self!

at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
 
^Hahahahaha

I like Jailbaits ideas. And Brody's, too. Expensive gifts usually suck and are boring. Go for originality and thought. Make something. Find things that have significance to them in your relationship. Like if you have a movie ticket from your first date or like little stupid stuff like that. Make a craft out of them. I like art stuff, it's fun.

-Sarah

Sharkbait

''Skiing's unique from other sports. I think the biggest thing that I like most about it is that you're doin' it for yourself... You're not out on a team, you know. You can add your own style to any aspect of it, and you can ski things how you want... You can move at your own pace... And, you just, you have a lot of time sort of to yourself to be skiin', and that's... That's a lot of fun.''

-CR Johnson
 
i like my idea too...if any boys want to do them for me, i would be oh so very happy....

ignore what i said about valentines day being over rated...its not.

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
if you weren't officially jailbait i'd consider the first one....other than that i'm usually just bitter for valentines day (i have my reasons)

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
My gf doesn't doesnt expect me to get her anything, because she thinks it's a stupid, commercial, made up holiday, just like I do. You shouldn't need one day a year to show someone you care. I do it every time I'm with her.

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Ignore the posers. Respect the beginners as much as you do the pros. Ride hard for yourself. Everyday.[/i]
 
^she's lying....it's just a test so you'll just THINK that, when secretly she will be devastated if you don't get her anything

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Yah man, that chicks lying. She just doesnt want you to do anything for her that will make u work. I guarantee this.

I made a cd (covers the 'home made thing).

I got chocolates (not original but everyone likes chocolate).

A red rose (her favourite and kinda romantic, again, not the most original).

Vanilla candles (she loves vanilla)

Vanilla body lotion (the third part in set, I got her the spray and perfume for Christmas)...

My mum even got her candles! HAha..

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President of the LBK
 
yea chicks that say they dont want anything for valentines day are lying to you.

i mean i think its a stupid holiday and all too...but if i didnt get anything or nothing was done for me..i would be sooo mad.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
i got that nickname when i was 15...and i joined ns soon after...so i used it.

that was 3 years ago, im 18..hence the brock university comment lol

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
 
you definitely can't go wrong with flowers (i.e. roses)

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'Have nothing to do with stupid, senseless controversies; you know that they breed quarrels.'

-2 Timothy 2:23 RSV
 
That is pretty good, except 30 is a shit load of roses

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE

 
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