Valentines card

lukew06

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wots the funniest valentines message you have recived mine is:

Roses are red

Vilets are blue

I have clamidia

And now so do you
 
i like the one that has fish on the outside and when you open it up it say your vagina smells like fish today... happy valentines day
 
the on ei gave my girlfriend,

"I need someone really bad this valentines day" then in the inside it said " are you bad".. jea jea i got layed.
 
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i put 3 roses under the winshield wiper of a girls car, with a note that said "happy valentines day, even if you did say no"

i didnt get laid.
 
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