Vagina VS Beer

hahah the PS thing is the best part

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-this post dedicated to matt-

'see, this is what's wrong with newschoolers these days, i try to start a shittalking war, and nobody bites the bait'-noteefa
 
i like beer and dicks because my dick is long and hard and ready to fuck ne time possible, place, time, and position plz tell me all of u think pussy is gross i mean a wet man asshole is way better!!!

Well, it goes like this. It was the middle of the day, it was very hot out, and I had to piss. So i did.
 
^u made me fucking throw up man

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
the best of the best'

22)

Beer Will Always Guarntee Good Head.

Point - Beer

«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
 
beast from middle east is a fucking fag who should burn in hell seriously fag go do us all a favor and kill urself and chop off ur balls because u r a homo end of fucking story

 
I think we should stop argueing about whether beer is better than a vagina, because beer is best with vagina. Lets stop this war between beer and vagina and get together damnit.

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ParkLife

Boston Jib Fest

UG Allstars

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^exactly how my school is all day its just nuts. Black girls sayin OH SNAP AND GO LAQUISHA GO LAQUISHA and latino kids goin Eh ESSAY -bhill

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thats what i was thinkin

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ParkLife

Boston Jib Fest

UG Allstars

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But just remember, for it to truley be hobo stew, you gotta mix it in the biggest bucket you can find and drink it all as quickly as possible from some kinda makeshift cup... I used a yougart container -apple

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^^thats what i did last night, which brings me to another rule.

You can get as much pussy as you want and still pick out a good beer, but drink a few beers and your ability to select quality vagina might be VERY bad

- point vagina

P.O.W.D.E.R.

Playas Of Winter Downhill Expert Riders
 
add that to the list

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ParkLife

Boston Jib Fest

UG Allstars

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But just remember, for it to truley be hobo stew, you gotta mix it in the biggest bucket you can find and drink it all as quickly as possible from some kinda makeshift cup... I used a yougart container -apple

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pussy is better, sex fucking owns anything

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
But you can fuck a beer can, so what more does vagina have over beer?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Ah all you need is a dick of steel and your set.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
make it titanium

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
you own that fucking can, shred it like a bitch

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
if you have a titanium dick and you fuck a can of beer it would make sparks :)

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
tosh that is fucking funny...

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ya, and i have special secret speed steeze - brz

you drink faster than a hurricane - cc
 
haha sparks of pleasure

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
haha sparks of pleasure

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
in response to the PS: I have a vagina and I thought it was hilarious, not degrading...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
^ Dude shut the fuck up.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
23)

If You Crack A Beer And It Foams, Its Nothing To Worry About.

If You Take Off Panties And It Foams...run.

Point - Beer

hahahahahaa.
 
"7)

If You Have A Lot Of Beer In A Public Place, Your Reputation May Suffer.

If You Eat Pussy In A Public Place, You Become A Legend.

Point - Vagina "

haha great
 
6)

Ten Beers In One Night And You Can't Drive Home. Ten Vaginas In One

Night And You Don't Want To Drive Anywhere.

Point - Vagina

haha yes!
 
in reference to what Apple said on page one cuz i cant get this to quote reply....

i agree, thats the reason for marraige not even joking lol however 'get me a beer babe' might be a better approach

after an aweful night at work this made my day!
 
4)

If After Taking A Swig Of Your Favorite Beer You Find A Hair

Between Your Teeth, You May Vomit.

Point - Vagina

id give that point to beer it would definitly be worse to eat out a girl and find a hair stuck between your teeth
 
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