Vagina VS Beer

Tosh

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Beer Vs Vagina (it All Comes Down To This)

1)

Beer Is Always Wet. Vagina Needs A Little Work.

Point - Beer

2)

Warm Beer Tastes Awful.

Point - Vagina

3)

A Really Cold Beer Is Satisfying.

Point - Beer

4)

If After Taking A Swig Of Your Favorite Beer You Find A Hair

Between Your Teeth, You May Vomit.

Point - Vagina

5)

If You Come Home Reeking Of Beer Your Wife May Get Mad, Make A

Scene, Kick You Out, Etc. If You Come Home Reeking Of Vagina Your Wife

May Get Mad, Kick You Out, And Leave You. There's Definitely A Point To Be Had

Here But It Depends On Your Personal View And Circumstances. We'll

Call It A Draw.

6)

Ten Beers In One Night And You Can't Drive Home. Ten Vaginas In One

Night And You Don't Want To Drive Anywhere.

Point - Vagina

7)

If You Have A Lot Of Beer In A Public Place, Your Reputation May Suffer.

If You Eat Pussy In A Public Place, You Become A Legend.

Point - Vagina

8)

If A Cop Stops You And You Smell Of Beer You May Get Arrested.

If A Cop Stops You And You Smell Of Pussy He May Buy You A Beer.

Point - Vagina

9)

You Normally Don't Find Old Beer.

Point - Beer

10)

Too Much Beer And You'll Think You See Flying Saucers. Too Much

Vagina And You'll Think You've Seen God.

Point - Vagina

11)

Ripping Off A Beer Label Is Boring. Ripping Off Panties Is Fun.

Point - Vagina

12)

In Most Countries There's A Tax On Beer.

Point - Vagina

13)

If You Have Another Beer The First One Never Gets Pissed Off.

Point - Beer

14)

You Can Always Be Sure If You're The First One To Open A Beer.

Point - Beer

15)

If You Shake Beer It'll Get All Agitated But It Eventually It Settles

Down.

Point - Beer

16)

With Beer You Always Have Choice.

Point - Beer

17)

You Always Know How Much Beer Is Going To Cost.

Point - Beer

18)

Beer Doesn't Have A Mother.

Point - Beer

19)

Beer Never Expects To Be Hugged For Half An Hour After You've Drank It.

Point- Beer.

20)

Beer Is Good At Any Time Of The Month.

Point - Beer

21)

With Beer Bigger Is Always Better.

Point - Beer

22)

Beer Will Always Guarntee Good Head.

Point - Beer

23)

If You Crack A Beer And It Foams, Its Nothing To Worry About.

If You Take Off Panties And It Foams...run.

Point - Beer

24)

If You Drink Too Many Beers You May Get Sick. There Is Never Enough

Vagina.

Point - Vagina

25)

When Your Finished With A Beer You May Get A Refund Of 10 Cents. When

You Are Finished With A Vagina You Get Her Two Cents.

Point - Beer

26)

You Can Get Enough Pleasure In One Vagina That May Take A Case Of

Beers.

Point - Vagina

27)

To Share A Beer Is Ok. To Share A Vagina Is Not Cool.

Point - Beer

28)

If You Crack One Beer And Don't Finish It, It Won't Get Mad.

Point - Beer

29)

If You Sleep On A Case Of Beer It May Be Uncomfortable. If You Sleep On

A Vagina It May Feel Like Sleeping On A Cloud.

Point - Vagina

Final Score Beer 17 Vagina 11

Ps: If You Are A Woman And At This Point Feel Angry, Degraded Or

Discriminated, Just Remember That Beer Would Experience None

Of These Emotions, Let Alone Express Them. A Bonus Point For Beer!!

 
i like this one the best

11)

Ripping Off A Beer Label Is Boring. Ripping Off Panties Is Fun.

Point - Vagina

 
18)

Beer Doesn't Have A Mother.

Point - Beer

Hahahahahahaha

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
i love it, brings a tear to my eye

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classic!

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very true, but I'd call it a closer to a draw than 17:11

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^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
 
look at it this way ... you can get drunk off lots off other stuff and Vagina is just wicked.. the best of both worlds really.

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Is it something i said so fuck you to.
 
great list. Everyone should commit it to memory

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'i didnt really insult him, i just called him a fucken idiot' -Lateralis
 
''23)

If You Crack A Beer And It Foams, Its Nothing To Worry About.

If You Take Off Panties And It Foams...run.

Point - Beer''

...nice, real nice.

-TAK, PPPhD
 
hahahahhaha! that rocks! i think vagina is nasty. probably because i have one though. thus the reason i have trouble understanding why men enjoy going down on women. its just gross yo.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
And I am just certain that women just love going down on guys. Relationships are a give/take kind of thing.

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i like the PS myself.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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7)

If You Have A Lot Of Beer In A Public Place, Your Reputation May Suffer.

If You Eat Pussy In A Public Place, You Become A Legend.

Point - Vagina

brilliant. I think lists are becomming hot again. we all remember last may.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
Tosh here's another for beer...

You can take it as long as you want your first time.

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
it make me remember the thread about what girlfriend should do...

'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'
 
too bad i cant find the thread im talking about...

'Moi c'que j'propose c qu'on envoye chier l'monde, on leur paye une criss de traite'
 
i give it two tumbs up...

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every time i read 'Point- Vagina' i laughed. i dont know what but 'Point- Vagina' is just halarious

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 
17:11 ?????

well, i guess you do not know vagina enough to make beer win!!! or you're really alcoholic!

to me, girls would win ... hum ... something like 100000000000000 to 17

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

VOTE BUSH!!
 
But thats cuz you obviously have a gurl friend that has you completely whipped ^^^LOL

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
30) If you don't like a beer you can throw it away and get a different one.

point - beer

31) Have too much beer and you wake up with a hangover and no memory of last night, Have too much vagina... well... um... thats fuckin' impossible.

point - vagina

32) You Can't Drink two beers at once, but you can always have fun with two vaginas

point - vagina

33) Watching a two beers is never fun, Watching two vaginas play can be very fun.

pont - Vagina

and on the really really gross side of things

34) You can't fuck a dead beer.

point - vagina

and why do we need to pick between to things that go together so well anyway.

point - EVERYONE

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yea i would say it would be more of a tie

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23)

If You Crack A Beer And It Foams, Its Nothing To Worry About.

If You Take Off Panties And It Foams...run.

that would be preety dam scary

 
you can marry the owner of the vagina and live happy with her until your death. i wouldn't marry the average beer seller. would you?

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

VOTE BUSH!!
 
^ and besides, once you marry the vagina... you can always be sure to have both ready and waiting for you... 'BRING ME A BEER BIOTCH!!!'

I guess thats point- vagina

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 
and you can fall in love with the vagina. i never felt in love with my beer or kissed it (actually i do not like beer's taste, i'm much more wine or vodka)

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

RAILS SUCK!

POWDER SKIING RULES!

DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!

VOTE BUSH!!
 
8)

If A Cop Stops You And You Smell Of Beer You May Get Arrested.

If A Cop Stops You And You Smell Of Pussy He May Buy You A Beer.

Point - Vagina

ahhahaha.........thats awesome

Red Sox rule
 
^aaah! osama!

good thread man, made me laugh

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haah that is so funny. it never ceases to amaze me how dimwitted boys can be and ya know what, i think it's hilarious.

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that's so dope, it's not even funny. actually it is.

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