V-day presents

I didnt get fuckin anything except some chocolates that I wont eat cause I am overweight and then they just sit in my nightstand for like three months till I throw them away and I got my girl a little silk slip thing and it was all hot and she didnt get me shit and I am pissed, fuck valentines day, I shoulda just bought a case of beer I woulda had more fun anyway
 
i got my gf a box of choclate and i carved her a heart made out of wood....she got me stars to hang up on the ceiling of my room
 
i got myself a lot of drugs and alcohol, and yes, i bought myself a dozen roses. then i smoked or gave away all of the half ounce of weed and ate all the overpriced truffles that i got my valentine who blew me off.
 
i put together a a box thing with all sorts of flavored coffees, as well as chocolate and carmel syrup, whipped cream, and carmel liquer. wow, those are good. i also got her a box f chocolates, and a card.

i got a sick belt buckle with a bottle opener, as well as sex candies
 
first, i put a small teddy bear, choclate, a rose and a nice card (that i made myself) in her locker before she got to school so when she opened it would be like suprise, suprise! but (arranged at like 10:30 the night before) i gave her mom like a boquet of flowers, a bigger teddy bear, a VERY ubertastic nice card (again I made it) and a mix CD that her mom would set up in her room while she was at school. needless to say, she was pretty happy with it. then we hung out and watched a movie and some kissy kissy.
 
I got some keys to my moms car when I woke up (It's my B-day), but I got nothing on Valentines day :(

Oh well, car keys are sweet. Now I won't have to hotwire it anymore... JK
 
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