V-day Blast fromt he past 1999 suckas

pmills

pmills

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My favorite valentiens day: (from none other than the famous Maddox)

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While everyone else is out having a great time this Valentine's day, I'll be sitting home in the dark again. Why? Because I can't stand to see all those people hugging, kissing and giving each other stupid heart-shaped balloons. Makes me want to shit. In fact, Valentine's day gives me diarrhea.

What's so romantic about Valentine's day? Or should I call it Hallmark day? It's just another excuse to go out and buy a pile of shit for someone you supposedly care about. I once saw a show where a guy bought his girlfriend a dozen roses and some chocolates, and then she said "oh Charles.. how romantic" and they started making out. I hate Charles. If he bought me a dozen roses and some chocolates, I'd kick his ass (but I'd eat the chocolates).

I don't hate Valentine's day just because I don't have a date (but it doesn't help). Possibly the worst thing about Valentine's day are those damned cupids. I see them everywhere. Little bastards. They annoy the hell out of me. Sometimes I can't sleep at night because stay up thinking about how much I hate Cupids. Then I realize that it's not cupids that I hate so much, but really mimes. This leads me to the question: if a mime fell in a forest, would it make a sound? If I ever see a mime in a forest, I'm going to trip it to find out.
 
This leads me to the question: if a mime fell in a forest, would it

make a sound? If I ever see a mime in a forest, I'm going to trip it to

find out

this is what drugs do kids...
 
Hah very well written. For the last 4 years or so I've bitched about V-day being a "Hallmark Holiday" ever since I heard my mom say that awhile ago. In 7th grade I bitched about it so much to girls that on Valentines day they covered my locker in Valentines cards, pink hearts and all this lovey dovey shit as a joke. Made me want to puke.
 
No, but sometimes I just get sick of how people actually treat this like a holiday when it's just all about the money.
 
In 2002 Canadian greeting card sales were over $730 million, $144 million on confectionaries such as chocolates and an estimated $20 million on flowers.

In the United States, Valentine’s Day makes up 23% of the seasonal market in grocery, drug and mass merchandising stores. For candy sales, Valentine’s Day creates a profit of $1,011 billion

is it a big deal?

(maybe the 1.011 b is a bit off... typo? even still 1,011m is a fuck ton http://www.lib.uwo.ca/business/VDay.html )
 
dude my last name is Valentine. Today is my day. I invented it btw. i also invented skiing. kill me if you wish
 
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