Utterly rediculous

oh god.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.
 
ha ha! uncle sam tightens his grip. they even edit historical literiture. more proof that you shouldnt trust/believe teachers, poliicians or americans.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Turn up the cool. Turn down the suck!!!
 
Oh heck.

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hey 221 it wasnt exactly the govt it is the major publishing companies, which is even more disturbing than the govt doing it.

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
true.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Turn up the cool. Turn down the suck!!!
 
one more reason why the day i turn 18 im movin to canadia

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that

nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
 
just because someone lives inland, they think his/her mind couldn't grasp the thought of a large body of water. WTF HOLY SHIT, how dumb do they think kids are?

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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
 
wow, can we say dehumanization? we should all go read that alumninati thread again

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
i dont get the polo or yacht banning, someone please explin

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cuz only rich people play polo and own yachts, so it's like...superiority shit and makes the poor folks feel bad. stupid bums

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
 
wtf, thats so gay

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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
 
soon they won't allow the word and becasue they'll say something like 'it offends those who can only think of one thing at a time'

*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

slow minded

olives taste good

how can a fat cow get all the way over the moon??
 
exactly

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'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
i find exclamation marks extremely offensive.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Turn up the cool. Turn down the suck!!!
 
well past tense words offend me so i guess we can never refer to anything that has already happened again

Gotta Love The Midwest
 
'OLD! BLIND! BIRTH DEFECT! BOYISH FIGURE! BABE! GOD! YACHT! POLO!' this has been an exerpt from THE TEXT-BOOK ACCORDING TO BRADY. thank you

 
as in matthew harrison brady? anyways...the older person and the water? wtf? it is like orwell's 1984...

:::Jeronimo:::

'Hey everybody! Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes! You're burned now, lateralis.' -Halo

Camp of Champions, Session B
 
i guess schools can say goodbye to the catcher in the rye

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
censorship needs to stop.. there are many things I am fed up with here in the US. mostly to do with being over protective of everything....

-Pat

WBP|films
 
that bitch was on the daily show last night

Prins - ''Ah fuck Phrosty, that was just disgusting and had to cross at least three lines. You should be glad all the cars missed hitting you.''
 
yeah, my mother writes math textbooks, it goes even farther than what that story tells you.

apparently it's sexist to call our founding fathers...our founding fathers...ridiculous

hopefully one day when I'm in the senate, I can help end unreasonable censorship and word alterations

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so your mom has all the connections for all the solutions in all math books? not just the odd ones? rock on.

You're better off dead, why don't you try pushing dasies instead.
 
i can't beleive that they banned all that but havn't banned fuck and shit and all of that...

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*~*SUPER BUNNY*~*

'If you can fill the unforgiving minute,

with sixty seconds worth of distance run,

then you can have the earth and everything thats in it.' -If, Rudyard kipling
 
That is so stupid they should just leave it alone and let people deal with it.

MidWest is the shit

Fuck the ghetto
 
this doesn't really surprise me too much. it was only a matter of time before the government put even more censorship on school books. i personally think it's not that bad. the school system, both canadian and american is corrupt already. children are rewarded for thinking like the teachers, and regurgitating facts. the only good thing that i do hope comes of this, is enough people will take the action of fighting censorship, so their voices WILL be heard. unfortuantly, alot of people aren't willing to fight it, so they just discuss it on skiing forums, instead of taking the actions neccessary to do what their fighting for. soo...fuck censorship, speak for yourself. the most important words are those spoken, not written anyways, so go try to inspire someone to help you fight this scam of a school system...

if god didn't want us to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter
 
Holy Shit what is this,

'Please consult the Language Police'

What the fuck? Why is the government full of so many stupid old assholes. Shitheads, I hope all the gay fucks that thought of this shit go blind and their kids have birth defects.

 
peoples stupidity amazes me i mean just when i thought that we had hit an all time low point we sink even deeper. What the hell is the problem with a couple of words get over it

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