Utah's gay

The entire west coast sucks, I hate it here. I'm planning on moving to Kansas as soon as I can, I hear the snow there is SICK!
 
i've lived in utah on and off for 15 years give or take. I think I have had my run in with a few mormons, shit, I've even gone to their church, i ski with some mormons, and done my best to corrupt some of my mormon friends.

here's my conclusion on mormons: mormons=most ungenuine people i have ever met!!!

Sure, mormons are nice on the outside, but they still believe you are going to hell and hate your guts on the inside. Mormons are two-faced bitches.

The massacre happened, fundamentalist mormons are inbred pedophiles and normal mormons will smile at you to your face and fuck you in your ass when your back is turned.

One other thing utah suck and, the shit about the 'greatest snow on earth' is a myth and a mormon plot to convert ski bum potheads

Conclusion: Stay out of utah!!
 
yea agreed fuck off u dumb ass try living here its quite a nice place and people assume that its all mormons and shit but its not its better then that so why do you just mind your own fucking buisness
 
That's true. However, in Montana EVERYBODY, and I mean every single person, is a hick. We all drive jacked up diesel trucks, listen to country, and have honkey-tonk as part of our daily vocabulary. If you don't want to wade through a river of chew you best keep yourself out of these parts!

Also, if you don't watch yourself you may get a tomahawk to your back from one of our roaming indian tribes. We're about 300 years behind the rest of the country.
 
thats why you grow your own bud, and go a state over and buy a few kegs and come back. get your head together.
 
i dont givee a fuck if he lived here he says this place sucks so he can stay the fuck out of here and people are at differnt levels with there skiing so thats a dumb idea
 
Haha, since we're talking about how Utah has so many mormons, I've just found this thread title to be rather ironic. Just a little juvenile humor.
 
Don't even bother coming here man. All the stories you've heard are true. All the resorts give credit card/season pass info to the Mormons to convert every last person in the state. And they'll stop at nothing until they do... Run for Boulder. Run for CALI. The skiing here is overrated too. Not even worth mentioning. Get out before the Zombie conformist Mormons get you.
 
yea utah sucks. i seriously don't see why anyone would want to live there. what fuckin idiots. i'll never go there ever.
 
Draft beer served in restaurants is 3.2% alcohal as oposed to the 4.5+ that me and my bitches drink on the regs. Normal beer and stronger drinks are avaible only in state liquor stores and those gay ass private clubs that are ran buy gay ass morons/mormons. You also have to get a membership at most of these gay clubs and once your in you cant even order doubles you have to order a shot on the side. GAY. also no more than one drink at a time. GAY GAY GAY.
 
yeah utah fuckin blows, i've lived here for too long seen too many mormons, 3.2 beers and scary cops, i havent seen many backcountry spots in close proximity, handrails never with snow in three cities (provo, ogden, and slc), or shitty daily fucked parks and cocky peops who just wanna cop new gear, and our snow is heavier than water, stayouta here its a shitnami wave of bullshit
 
you live in california, land of preppy kids, wannabes, fakes, and wedges.

I would never complain about lving in Utah, Tahoe, Colorado, or any western states with that altitude.

you dont realize how lucky you are to have lived in UTAH and then move to TAHOE! your lucky that your parents have you live in these places.

Try living in Massachusetts, skiing on Ice and 1400 vert, and being happy with that, then all of a sudden moving to Wisconsin skiing on icy ice and 200 vert, Your a bit spoiled kid.
 
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