Utah Regionals ARE Pure Faggotry

Scott29~

Scott29~

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DO YOU RETARDS DO ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES. WTS Pls thx buy my fks 144.7 s! I live in PCMR and suck my stepdaddy's cock for a living.

I mean holy hellballs why did I move away from Washington before confirming the health of the local newschoolers regional forums. This place is the spawn of chlamydia, gono, and AIDS all mixed up into one big ball of HAI GUISE LOOK AT MY NEW SAGA OR HAI GUISE LOOK AT MY NEW DPS SKIS.

P.S. YOURE THE SAME PEOPLE, JUST DIFFERENT BREEDS OF SHITTARDS.

EAT YOUR WHEATIES OR ILL BLEND YOUR ORGANS AND PUT THEM IN LIQUID CAPSULES TO TAKE AS SUPPLEMENTS.

SUPPLEMENTS TO DUMB ME DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL.

P.P.S.

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Not really a huge wheaties guy. Prefer a big bowl of oatmeal, yogurt with granola and whey before a long day of shred. Sticks to the ribs.
 
I've met some cool people on here, but yes this forum is generally either 1) ERMAHGERD BUY MY STERF! or 2) ERMAHGERD IM GOING ON VACATION WHERE CAN I SKI DEEP POW WHILE SLIDING A RAIL AND DROPPING A CLIFF ON THE SAME RUN

It's cool though, I've never ventured over but if ours is like that I can only imagine what Colorado's must be.
 
Jesus wasn't wanted either, but like Jesus I am a necessity for human advancement. I will free Utah NS regionals from the shackles of it's own stupidity.~
 
First thing i saw when i visited washingtons regionals was a thread about this thread.

By the way want any surfaceskullcandysaga collab. gear? limited edition. $16 bucks OBO.

PM Me.

 
The regionals forum on a website could possibly sway your decision to move somewhere?

You should reevaluate your life man.
 
The regionals are a reflection on the type of people that live here. Shit, I nearly fell asleep writing that you tards bore me so much~
 
Dearest Scott-

Sounds like you are just homesick and lonely. You should probably make a beeline back for Washington. Utah is not worthy of such a great mind such as yours. All the big words like "retard" and "fuck" you have used in your contributions to this forum are just on too high an intellectual level for any of us to understand. Alas, if you do choose to stay, there is a very secret club for people like yourself. It meets every third friday on the tallest building in Salt Lake City (Which you should know being the most intelligent and competent person in Utah at the moment) All you have to do to get initiated is go to the roof, walk to the edge, close your eyes, and jump. Once this is done, your membership card will arrive by airmail and everything will make sense. I know this is a hard time for you, But things will get better I promise. Maybe you'll make a connection outside of NS. I know thats a crazy thought but sometimes it happens. Keep your head up (I know its hard with such a massive brain.) Everything will be ok.

Yours Truly-

fuckyocouch

Oh and P.S.

Buy my saga.

Buy my sagaz Please?

Yours Truly-

FUCKYOCOUCH
 
I'm impressed it must have required two years worth of your Adderall supply to write that up. I'd read it, but I would probably learn by interrogating a goat~
 
Just like when you fill with pride seeing that middle school diploma you only had to get held back 3 times to get~
 
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