Using ketchup as lube: A Review

[Top_5_Worst_NSer]

The Pros:

-delicious

-plenty of jokes to be made about your hotdog in her buns w/ ketchup

-cheap

-my mom won't suspect anything if I have lots of ketchup bottles by her basement couch where I sleep

The Cons:

-my mom gets mad when there are ketchup stains on the couch in her basement

-apparently, tomatoes are acidic and ketchup really stings in the vagina. debatable if this is a con.

The Verdict: definitely worth it.

 

[.FRY.]

use it to lube your urethra

 

[doublecup]

put some ketchup up a girls ass then lick it

it will taste lick you are eating a hotdog

 

[Skiing_guy345]

Username was a unanimous decision?

 

[theBearJew]

Ive seen better reviews done for gummy bears than this shit review.

 

[AGOF]

Pro tip though honey actually works pretty well as lube, plus it tastes good. Dammit nature you're awesome

 

[doublecup]

put ur dick in a bun and pour some ketchup on it, and have a girl eat it

 

[.FRY.]

put some ketchup up a girls ass then lick it

it will taste lick you are eating a hotdog

put ur dick in a bun and pour some ketchup on it, and have a girl eat it

thought long and hard about that second one, didn't you?

 

[crotchvent]

put ur dick in a bun and pour some ketchup on it, and have a girl eat it

Is this so she can't tell the difference between your blood and the ketchup cause she just ate your dick?

 

[doublecup]

Is this so she can't tell the difference between your blood and the ketchup cause she just ate your dick?

who the fuck cares, just stick the ketchup bottle up a girls ass and squirt it

then just start eating her asshole and it will taste like a bbq

 

[theabortionator]

User epoxy next time

 

[TheHamburglar]

Don't use IcyHot as lube, bro tip

 

[doublecup]

Don't use IcyHot as lube, bro tip

y not? i bet it feels bomb af

 

[TheHamburglar]

y not? i bet it feels bomb af

A bomb exploding is the right imagery for how it felt!

 

[doublecup]

A bomb exploding is the right imagery for how it felt!

put a firecracker up a bitches ass for all i care

 

[crotchvent]

who the fuck cares, just stick the ketchup bottle up a girls ass and squirt it

then just start eating her asshole and it will taste like a bbq

I'd just rather not have a bite taken out of my dick but if your into cannibalism that's cool too.

 

[doublecup]

I'd just rather not have a bite taken out of my dick but if your into cannibalism that's cool too.

Put a fucking shot gun up her ass for all I care

 

[LastChairbender]

I recommend jalapeno ketchup to spice things up in the bedroom

 

[doublecup]

I recommend jalapeno ketchup to spice things up in the bedroom

put some jalapeno ketchup up a girls pussy as lube and just start fucking her hard, a bomb might go off inside her vagina, but who cares, just roll with it

 

[RespectTheTrees]

put some jalapeno ketchup up a girls pussy as lube and just start fucking her hard, a bomb might go off inside her vagina, but who cares, just roll with it

Rip pussy