Using bacon grease instead of wax.

and you get to eat bacon while tuning your skis, where as with wax...you get to eat.....wax? :P

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oaktreely
 
i wanna use deodorant, but dont htink it would last very long, but at least your skis would smell good for a lap or two

 
i bet sox ripper has alot of baccons grease stocked up u should ask that hoe for some

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

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what about some good old crisco? just slap some old crisco on there. You can buy a bucket for like 3 bux... just give 'er

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you guys are going to ruin your bases.

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yea no shit!!

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oh and yes, bears will find you very attractive. SOunds like a good idea, you shoudl try and tell us how it works out.

 
HEY YA GUYS IT WORKS REAL GREAT WE TRIED IT LAST SPRING IN THE WET SNOW AND I WORKED LIKE WE WERE ON A BIG MATHA WATER SLIDE !!! WE ARE GONA DO IT FOR THIS WEEK-END AT STE ANNE... WILL POST DA RESULTS MAN...

 
olive oil

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man glaze it up

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
they sell these little cans of stuff called........ wax?! that cost like, $3?!?!?! and you just buff it on!!!! idiots........ bacon fat?! what the fuck.

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true ski bummage requires such cheepness

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All the above mentioned ideas are good except for one fact. They'd all come off after a run or two. That's why you iron on wax. It gets into the pores and stays on your skis for a few days depending on conditions.

I think rails in general are just a phase. - Anthony Boronowski

D-loc's picture looks like a monkey smoking that cig. If you had a mug like that would you really want everyone to see it.
 
If you really want to slip around in spring snow, spray on some armoral :)

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I know a few racers who have used Pam on their skis numerous times and it does make a noticable difference for a run or two. Also, soap works really well.

The one I've heard but would be hesitant to try is on a really wet day, use Rain-X on the base.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
you'll have dogs and mountain lions chasing you all over the place because you smell like bacon

Confusious say: man going through airport turnstyle sideways is going to Bangkok
 
Pledge works frocking great, and lasts longer since the silicon in it binds with the wax...

e = mc^2

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Swain Rocks, errrr...
 
i think u should just wax the rail rather than using various food products none of which would probably work better than or even as good as wax.....teh only good one was bacon fat and thats just cuz it gives u an excuse to make more bacon.....mmmmm

 
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