Useless facts...

kristen

Active member
I seem to post a lot of useless facts, so now i have a place to post htem all, and if you have any post htem too cause it's always good to know uselss facts :)

Eeeek!! My icon makes me look like my face is a big fat circle!

My theory on dogs:

If you can kick it across the room. It's not a dog!!
 
Fact: Skiing is for loosers.

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp

1 44

2 45s

3 loaded clips

4 niggas ride
 
fact: colorado has the highest rate of bud smokers in the US, state wide type of percentages

hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?

- took me 2 days
 
theyre arent 2 identical snowflakes in the world

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
you can swallow a pint of blood before getting sick.

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Worker bees can leave

Even Drones can fly away

The queen is their slave

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if you take off a cockroaches head, it can live for 9 days until it dies of starvation..

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
 
left handed people live on average 7 yrs less than right handed people

my health teacher said that urine cannot leave the penis with an erection, I PROVED HER WRONG!!!!

it hurt like hell but i did it

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
i like legos. and thats a fact.

---- I would do anything to get on Tanner... --

-- I would do anything to go ski right now...---

'Go huck yourself off a two foot cliff!'
 
There are no useless facts. If you were held hostage by someone who would kill you if you couldn't tell them how many toilets are in the US, it wouldn't be a useless fact anymore, now would it?

 
so if you stuck food in the cockroaches thoat would it still die?

Whistler this weekend!!! finally :)
 
Insects have 6 legs.

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
i once zipped up my penis in my zipper.......worst day of my live..........you have to back track that shit.....oh yea that hurt.....and i didn't want anyone to know, so i did it all on my own......worst bathroom break i ever took from class........::looks down at pants:: but you're alright now buddy, aren't you?

hasha lest see if i remember chnagin thdis....ahahaaa hw longew til i fidn it?

- took me 2 days
 
whats your full names?

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
the most common surgury/operation that takes place inthe united states is cataract(eye)surgury

Mike - Cold Interactive Systems
 
u kno kristen.. that honestly never crossed my mind.. but im gonna make it the object of my life for the next month to find out.. all i need to do is find a coackroach.. and i wonder if i too its head and pu it on a butterfly what would happen.. hmm..cockerfly.

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
 
actually dude means an easterner or city person who vacations on a ranch in the west or a person that cares about how he dresses up.

T-lo

Representin' the Midwest
 
the proclaimed chair capitol of the world is something like Morristown, TN. no joke, i saw it on the bottom of a chair at work!

me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'

kid 'yeah'

me 'DIRTY HELL!'

kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
 
something like 3000 left handed people die every year from using products designed for righties...what does that mean??? lefties should jump off a very tall cliff.

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
nope..ill prove that thoery wrong... question: how do you know how tall you are?

question: what do u ride ice skates on?

question: whats my name?

Mike - Cold Interactive Systems
 
All the useless facts that you'll ever have to know: (courtesy Mr. Harvey)

The two-foot long bird called a Kea that lives in New Zealand likes to eat the strips of rubber around car windows.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing.

One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen.

It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half.

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein.

Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building.

If you counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion.

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive.

A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth.

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.

Clinophobia is the fear of beds.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

Porcupines float in water.

Pinocchio is Italian for 'pine eye'.

The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.' uses every letter of the alphabet.

The average life span of a major league baseball is 5-7 pitches.

The Mint once considered producing doughnut-shaped coins.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

The sloth (a mammal) moves so slowly that green algae can grow undisturbed on its fur.

Cat urine glows under a black-light.

The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Windmills always turn counter-clockwise. Except for the windmills in Ireland.

A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times.

Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks.

A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.

A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
....list continued

A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee.

The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.

It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas.

One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year.

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska.

you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206.

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.

5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.

Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.

The state of Florida is bigger than England.

In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits

It was once against the law to have a pet dog in a city in Iceland.

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day.

Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9000 years old.

In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces.

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones.

About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.

More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones.

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h..

Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, every time you breathe.

In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons.

Slugs have 4 noses.

Recycling one glass jar, saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours.

Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.

Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.

The average American/Canadian drinks about 600 sodas a year.

It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland.

There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express, just horses.

Honeybees have a type of hair on their eyes.

Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.

A jellyfish is 95 percent water.

In Bangladesh, kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals.

The katydid bug hears through holes in its hind legs.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.

The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out.

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.

The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States.

One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet.

America once issued a 5-cent bill.

You'll eat about 35,000 cookies in a lifetime. Wow.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month. Interesting tries from our readers: orange: door hinge, melange (French for mix) purple: hurtle, durple?, turtle month: once, bunth?, hunch

Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.

Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years. Wow.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S.

1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S.

123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways.

85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S.

56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball each year.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head.

In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
....and the finale

There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S.

Dogs and cats consume over $11 billion worth of pet food a year.

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

You blink over 10,000,000 times a year.

Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

In England, in the 1880's, 'Pants' was considered a dirty word.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The blesbok, a South African antelope, is almost the same color as grapejuice.

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

Dogs can hear sounds that you cant.

Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, 'Gadsby', which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E.

Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions.

A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.

Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States.

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.

The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used.

There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year.

The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'.

Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?.

The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.

Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints.

Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow.

Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.

Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight.

A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though.

The average ice berg weighs 20,000,000 tons.

The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people.

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.

After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again.Stressed is Desserts Spelt backwards.

Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch TV for three hours.

The phone number for the White house is 202-456-1414

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was, ironically, allergic to carrots.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand(or attempted to do so).

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at Primary school.

On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

The 'sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick' is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
yeah from the tooth pick down are ones I snet him... the duck's quack one is seriusly weird. I'm gonna dedicate my life to findingout why... maybe I'll start that tomorrow...

MD... Dain bramaged.
 
oooh you have to let me know when you find out. haha i'm going to bring a duck w/ me to every place i find that echos and find if that is actually true. hehe. very odd,

Whistler this weekend!!! finally :)
 
the quarter has 119 notches in it and the dime has 118...

got that from FREEZE

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
men think about sex/women every 3.5 seconds on average.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
did you know urine was sterile?

You could drink it :D

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Worker bees can leave

Even Drones can fly away

The queen is their slave

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a cubic centimeter of a black hole weighs 17,000,000,000 kg

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I like the beat and the size does matter

I like the bass when it's big and phatter

I'm on the floor and there's nothing better

I like the beat and the size does matter

 
screeched is the longes 1 syliable word

stewadresses is the longest word typed with only the left hand

rubber bands late longer when refridgerated

penuts are one of the main ingredients in dynamite

ya - these r usless - no matter what

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?

Me: I learned how to make joints.

Parents: Oh...

(Ten Minutes Later)

Me: In Tech

Parents: **Still worried**
 
i got all the facts from Harvey~~he put them all down for me cause i wanted to read them cause they were no longer being posted on the logout page

Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
 
it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow, and 75% of people who hear that try to.

Dan Maguire

Co-Founder of the Maple Valley Freeride Team, both members going west next season!

Go Red Sox

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
'If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16,1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? '

I find that pretty interesting, simply because that's only FOUR DAYS before USA claimed to have landed on the moon.

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Vote rebel!

Lesbians are made by leaving whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food.
 
i came so close to getting my elbow

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
i almost tried to do the elbow thing too......but then i didn't :)

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
i kicked my elbow...i have to lie down now

'fuckin bitch im all sorts of hamereds fucky ou pussy haha' - bitchassphatz

'after my little brother's backside got sore he moved on to me, saturday nights are so fun with daddy'- skipimp
 
hahaha.... my friend just read that fact, dislocated his shoulder (he can do it cause he had surgery cause he really fucked it up) and lifted his arm and licked his elbow... he proved you wrong!!!

I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
 
Nearly 80% of US bill currency contains traces of cocaine.

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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~

~'BigAirSkier1580: and i am a newschool skier

DatGrlyChick: skier??

BigAirSkier1580: yah

DatGrlyChick: whats that?'

**Love ya Lacey**
 
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