Useless Facts

Hobojibber

Hobojibber

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I've noticed that a lot of the useless facts are getting old and I was thinking that myself and anyone else could donate some new ones.....so here I go.....

Over 1000 people die each year while masterbating

(guess people can't even have safe sex by themselves)

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Keep it live 24/7 365
 
getting old? there are like 50 of them, i just submitted 10 the other day.

''I should make a shirt out of my butt lint.''
 
i read this one off a snapple bottle: termites chew through wood twice as fast when listening to rock music.

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
3 times as many people die from falling off their toilets than die in avalanches.

proud member of the hobum posse. fuck the gipper
 
gay people are more likely to get AIDS.

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I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
asshole sie has a direct corrolation to how gay you are - so next time your infront of a mirror bend over, spread you cheeks and have a good look in the mirror

Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
 
Lesbians have more sex with women then men, except lesbians that have a penis, cus there not lesbians there normal people... not to say being gay isnt normal, its just not... cus more people are straight then gay hence being gay is not normal.. so dont be gay kids.

 
thanks for the advice.

Darryl Hunt

'hey, it's springer' Paul [Flannery] as he turned to Sienfeld
 
Posers will be the last to hit the jump but will always stand in front

Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as AIDS
 
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm screwed!!!

Jesusjr.com

The day isn't complete without a good texan checkin' session

Wasted State Represent!!

I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
 
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