USA to invade Australia?

Declare war on Australia?!

US declares war -> they go to Australia

i'm 17 -> i sign up when 18

free ride to Australia -> fuck yes

shoot up some 'roos -> desert and move to new zealand

live in new zealand -> fuck bitches, get money, and ski

i now know my life plan
 
from a geographical standpoint, wouldn't the States invade Canada first? We've got trees, water, oil, women and a fraction of 'Merica's defense.
 
USA invading AUSTRALIA is like a bud toking dude invading his other bud toking friend's stash. Completely uncouth. Visit Australia. Shieeeeet
 
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Go ahead....but we're keeping roundabouts and the metric system.....these will help you understand the Australian sense of humour.
 
Who cares. Even if their max-prediction at around 230bbl is right, US still has more than 10 times that shit fuckers.

We still win. And that 230, is hard as fuck to get at so have fun drilling it.

I bet they get max 70 out before it isn't price effecient
 
It's funny how everyone thinks we get all of our oil from the middle east. Canada is the largest importer. LOL
 
http://www.eia.gov/petroleum/imports/companylevel/ List of oil importers to US by size.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/11/12/us-iea-oil-report-idUSBRE8AB0IQ20121112 Story about another EIA report explaining increases in US exports. "The International Energy Agency (IEA) said it saw

a continued fall in U.S. oil imports with North America becoming a net

oil exporter by around 2030 and the United States becoming almost

self-sufficient in energy by 2035."

Another fun fact to tell your friends, US Only imports about 20% of its energy (many people believe this to be much higher).
 
Hahahahahahahhahahahah

And to the aussie chick about drop bears! Hahhaahah thats too funny. I remember you crazyies trying to tell me about the drop bears. hhaha
 
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