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ArMaDaSkiz

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Does anyone when they go into a porta=potty or a public bathroom like at a rest stop pee everywhere or pee on ur friends under the stall ? I Do

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Going Solo
 
hahaha, no man, i just piss all over the wall behind the toilet

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

Saying something is so hot right now IS SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!
 
on occasion, i'll piss on top of the toilet

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
all the time.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
everyone pisses in the corner at my school

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
ever been so drunk you took a huge piss at 4am thinking it was the bathroom only to find out the next morning that it was infact your bedroom and not the bathroom...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
take mega men dietary supps from GNC makes u piss neon yellow almost looks like it glows...awesoime

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
OMG>> HES RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You only ski for fun because you suck balls.. thanks hoodrat!
 
yeah cj i did that this halloween, i woke up and there was a big ass wet spot on my floor

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
one time my friend told me after i passed out drunk at a party i got up in th emiddle of the night and pissed on him while he was sleeping and all over this kids xmas tree. i felt bad but didn't even remember doing it.

 
i got sick of peeing so i just got a tube stuck in my bladder and now all of it just goes into a baggy in my pocket. when its full i throw it at convertables.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
u guys are fucks that piss all over the floor and shit. janitors have it bad enough and when u do shit like piss on the floor u make it even worse. i hope u fucks that piss all over the floor become janitors and have to wipe up piss for the rest of ur life.

 
they run a fuckin mop over it. not too hard. its no extra work then what they would normally do. fuck you.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
i just think its stupid to do shit like that. its pointless. i mean, is it so hard to use a urnial or toilet?

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
somtimes I pee out of my friends window bc I am to lazy to go downstairs, he gets mad at me, ti is grweat

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COMMON SENSE!

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AS A STUDENT!

*my mom doesn't know the difference from a computer and a toaster so I thought we would get her a computer that is a little more like a toaster!

we got her a macintosh
 
when im really bored ill see how far away i can piss into the stall from, but i have to be really bored for that

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
i lov small bathrooms where u can lean back against the wall and just let er go...

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
No, but some kids at my school last year took dookers in the urinals. It was so fucking funny, the principal like set out a full scale search for what she called 'the most disgusting and inappropriate act in the schools 8 year history. I was laughing my ass off.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

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One time a friend and I went into a mall (Rideau Centre, nicest one in Ottawa) while drunk late at night to use the bathrooms, but they were locked, so we pissed in the hallway. It was kinda gross. Not sure I'd do it again, but that'll learn them to lock the fuckin' bathrooms.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
i want to pee on you

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
piss on you

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
i want to poop on you!!!

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
he was probably on the cleaning the shit, not the piss. if he was just cleaning piss, he's a moron.

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'you can suck my dick mommy' - SmoKinSkier

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

'He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man' (Psalm 104:14)
 
it's the remix edition to a song about pissin

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches

 
when im in a the basement and im too lazy i just piss in the sub pump hole.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
Best pissing experience is outdoors for me, that way I can let my balls get ventilated and it just feels great pissing on some tree then in a stall trying not to piss somewhere your not supposed to.

Motherfuckers...
 
^ and you can spin on a chair and piss in a circle, man i love making piss art

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
Cant say I have spun around on a chair and made piss art, although I enjoy creating piss art during winter in the snow... Actually this is fucked up, whenever I am at my gf house and I got to take a piss, I never do just because in order to get to the bathroom you got to walk pass the parents and go take a pisser and for some reason I feel rude by doing that, so instead when I leave I take a leak in the front yard everytime...

Motherfuckers...
 
when we go camping one of my friends holds his piss in for like a day, then he goes and we can see him the piss going higher then his head

 
at the vt open they had a porta potty at the top of the pipe and i walked in there and there was piss all over the walls so i joined them and pissed on the walls too

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
forget peeing on shit. you gotta poop in the urinal.

Urinal Poop.org

Skiing, the remedy to all illnesses

-Eric

 
i try to piss straight up and then catch it in my mouth.

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
theres a couple in my school that shit on each others chests

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
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