Urgent Flatmates needed in Fuck-off nice chalet in Les 2 Alpes... 5th-19th July

jack.whelan

jack.whelan

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Hi there,

due to people backing out at the last moment, we have been stranded with a chalet that is too big (therefore too expensive) for the 3 of us that remain. The chalet is made to sleep 6, although can sleep 8 providing you exploit the sofa beds etc.

This is the most balla fucking chalet in the whole of 2 alpes:

On the lakeside

Jacuzzi

Sauna

Private garden

gym etc. for a small cost in the basement if you want to get your work out on!

As I said before, we need 3 or 4 people or so to come ski with us. the price will be £100 a week (negotiable). from the 5th - 12th of july, and the 12th - 19th of july, or any span in those dates. people need to be confident that they can make the dates and commit to this.

thanks a lot, any questions, just ask, pm or whatever. pretty urgent, but hop on this chance to live in pimpin style for 2 weeks in teh sun and the snow.

ciao,

Jack Whelan
 
Wow that really blows, you guys are probably going to have to foot a huge bill since its going to be incredibly difficult to find people on this short of notice...
 
ha i love how u jus ask any stranger on ns to come live with u for a while...that sounds sick tho i wish i could but ill be in windelss
 
yeah well we all love the same thing right?! good enough for me!

come on people, much fun to be had by all in france, you know you want.

P.S. - girlies, the offer is open to you all as well. Did i mention the hot-tub?
 
And 2 alpes is sick! You can go there and ski all day then drink all night, or you can pay the money to go to summer camp. I would so take you up on this if I didn't have engagements on those exact weeks.
 
I'm working up to the 10th I might be interested in the 11-19 if that's any good ? how much £££ ?
 
that was indeed a £££££££ (pound) symbol. the price could go lower if we get enough people. tell your friends. tell your brothers.... tell your sisters....

a bargain with a fuckin JACUZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII people. hop in, the water's warm....
 
im very jelous of who ever gets to lives in this place .. 100 pounds a week is soo fukin cheap!! if i had a flight to europe id be there in a second!! anyone in that area is crazy not to take these boys up on this
 
he's an aussie (maybe) and even he thinks a brittish bloke has a good idea!

if i was to say we had all of snoop dogg;s bitches with us in teh hot tub, and someone agreed to stay with us because of that fact, and they werent there... could we be sued???

if not, WE HAVE PORNSTARS IN OUR HOT TUB
 
Lots of people in Les Deux Alpes are looking for flats once they get there, you should print the anouncement and hang it in the local bars once you get there.
 
I'm gonna say probably 4-500 round trip for airfare, and probably 100 round trip for train fare. Catch an early train out of Paris, or else all the buses from Grenoble will be done (by 4ish I believe), and the bus goes straight to 2 alpes. Or you can take a taxi, it costs like 120 bucks per trip.
 
srsly?! this late notice its gonna cost quite a bit, but if you can make that would be sweet. do some research on flights and let me know.

i havent gone my sarcasm meter turned on btw, its too serious that i find people so i'm clinging to every hope!
 
tell the gapers we'll include 2 days of steeze coaching, FREE OF CHARGE!!!! thats right, FREE!!!eleven!!

srsly though, tell everyone.
 
well i found a round trip on air india for $811, not sure how much train is, i dont speak french, but i'd shoot for july 12 arrival at 10am in paris ? haha, well, i have a job interview tommorow, and if i get it (and i get a substantial bonus) im SERIOUSLY considering doing this...

what is les 2 alpes like during mid july?
 
Your times sound good, 2 alpes summer skiing is on a glacier, and it's just a big park up there. I don't know their setup this year, but last year they had a 25m jump, a ton of smaller jumps, and tons of different rails.

Oh and everyone speaks english, so it's not that big of a deal.
 
sounds like someones a balla! dont worry about the french, i'm english, so my english is ok. train will not be too bad. search for the TGV in france, or SNCF, they should have prices and times.
 
hey man, me and Rasta Rob might be up for hitting you up on this, i'll call him tomorrow... we would need somewhere to stay from about the 7th or 8th to the 12h 13th or 14th,.... pm me if thats alright.
 
Damn! I failed mine a few days before I came out here as well! I was speeding in a 20, what'd you get done for?

Me and a mate need somewhere from the 12th, need somewhere for 2 weeks though, so going to check out whether we can extend at our current place. Where is it exactly? Are you out here now?
 
i drove too close to a parked car apparently. fuckin bullshit!

come and stay in ours for 1 week, it'll be better that way! not out there yet, get out on the 6th of july. the housemates will be there a bit before. its right next to the lake. literally on it! keep me posted with your situation, cos we are still desperate for people to bring our costs down.
 
Fuck, i would be there if i didn't have five fucking collage exams from the 10th to 15th. But i might be going later in the summer, so could you please PM me some contact info for the chalet.
 
ok people, the lovely unity and rasta rob have taken us up on the offer of our crib that xzibit would be proud of between the 8th and the 12th. that means, that there is still a whole week, 12th - 19th up for sale if anyone wants to hop into our hot tub of fun....

no homo.... unless you like it that way...
 
Someones fuck-all desperate.

My girlfriend is moving to Texas on the 14th... I'd looooove the distraction this would give me. Fuck being broke.

How much are the lift tickets?

 
ok as of my court appearence yesterday im officially out, probation keeping me in this country for now. :( so sad that would have been soooo awesome.
 
I'm interested for sure, but still have no idea where the lake is, do you mean right down in the valley?
 
not that i know of, its been a while since i was in 2 alpes, but i think its next to the artificial lake at the top end of town.
 
If you hopped on a freighter bound for France from the EC tomorrow or the next day, you could make it there in around a week! All you'd have to do is be the captains bitch for several days....
 
ok so i'm off to france tomorrow, 8th to 14th is now booked up. dont anyone miss out on the other remaining days. come stay for a night, come stay for a bbq, hell, come for casual sex with a strange woman (as long as we can we watch), we just want your MONEEEEY!
 
can u post or send me pictures of said balla place, please?

me and my cousin might take you up on that offer since we'll be there from like the 14th on and have no accomodation planned out...
 
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