urban rails.. blah

mommy

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i think most of them look retarded, SPESHly in the summer time whens theres grass everywhere and insects fucking. id prefer park rails much more. they dont look retarded and out of place, and they can be just as hard, or even harder than urban rails.

 
and to anybody who says urban rails are the future of skiing needs to start rollerblading.

 
urban rails are fucking idiotic. have fun *SLAYING* the same rail your daddy's cum filled hand uses to for support as he walked down the steps from the gay bar.

 
haha i love it when kids have a disagreeing comment and then respond with something like that ^

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Urban rails have definitely become an important part of skiing, and so if people are having a good time doing them then don't criticize them

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^yea, urban rails are the progression of skiing, and what else are we supposed to do during the summer or after the mountain closes? i think they're cool

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B-WALD HAHAHAHAHAHAH so true...i love urban rails they r fun yea u session it all day but its fun as shit dont knock it! and calm down mommy ur a lil defensive

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whats funny is u said that urban rails are outta place unlike park rails..hahhaha ur an idiot

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i take off ur little sisters underwear

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shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
every urban rail is slightly different and every setup for it is different. that's why they are so fun. it's also the difficult factor of settin it all up yourself and making due with what's there. park skiing can get old. back country hits and urban are my favorite things ot watch.

 
What B-Wald said.

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sliding urban rails on blades is fun and it's fun to do it on skis too

so I do it using boths

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urban rails are retarded unless they are like curved or in a really cool place, like inside a school, but thats not even urban

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Its sumthin different i think they aer awesome some of them look so hard way harder than a park rail....4 kink?

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you are retarded. there are a million more urban rails in the world than park rails, and they all need to be done. urban rails are the shit.

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i like the fact that urban rails are more chalenging than park rails e.g. stairs and stuff

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you guys need to realize that everything..... Everything mommy says is a joke.

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first of all what the fuck is up with your come backs?

ill agree that both of you may suck my nuts at the same time.. anally..

have fun *SLAYING* the same rail your daddy's cum filled hand uses to for support as he walked down the steps from the gay bar

those replies are so ridiculous and homoeroctic.

second of all who cares if someone slides a handrail. they enjoy it, and think it is fun. Thrid I am pretty sure you have never tried one, so next time dont defend yourself with comebacks that make you nancy fruit faggot.

 
Urban rails look waaaay more intresting then park rails. Plus there alot less 'out of place' then park rails.. wtf where do you think we got the idea to slide down metal from.

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summit-soldier clearly knows nothing about mommy and his comments...take a look at his icon d00d

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i'm pretty sure that most the rails are in downtown, urban areas... hence the government buildings and stuff. granted there are some suburban and ever rural rails, it's easier to call them all urban.

 
anothony is sick but hes definatly not one of the best 'rail riders'

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mommy, just because your to scared to do urban rails doesnt mean everyone thinks like you and prefers the same old park rail. if you would have actually tried some real hard urbans you would know that it doesnt compare to a park rail, its much harder and technical. have fun arguing

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hahaha, i love the way mommy told zach davison to suck his nuts.

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haha

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i think to some degree, urban rails and rails in general are a fad. remember ballet in the 70's? jumps will always we a big thing because of getting air,to everyone, is fun in every action sport. i can definately see them as a fun thing to do and would only do them if I lived in a place with no pow or good snow(CT, which I do) in about 5-6 years, rails will be gay. i mean really, sliding down a piece of metal sideways

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go watch a movie from 2 or 3 years ago. anthony IS one of the best 'rail riders'. he, along with DC, were pretty much the only guys consistently doing urban rails, and doing different tricks on them, like switch ons, unnatural, etc.

he essentially did everything he could do in that department, and basically has retired from urban. he still goes down as one of the best though.

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you just hate urbans cause you suck at them and always nut yourself

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