Urban Golf -- Cops

Jake...

Jake...

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today me and nomensteven, steathsteez and my other buddy (not on ns) played our daily 9 hole urban golf course. We actually have a score card with pars and shit.. its realllllly intense.. and its so sweet. Free 9 holes everyday.. and some are like 250+ yrds. Anways, we finish up the 9th hole, which is in a park that is way hidden in this field way back behind houses and shit.. its a good kilometer from a road (which is hidden by houses) .. so realistically there is no way a cop car could get to where we were. We were wrong. We're sitting at this park tallying up our scores, and what do you know.. we see a unmarked undercover cop car come in to the park.. and i mean the path to get into this park is TIGHT.. with a steep hill on the side.. i dont know how the hell he manages to get a car to where we were. Anyways, me and my buddies think that its some freak (unmarked car right..) and hes heading right for us. So we get up and get behind this huge tree for saftey because we think its some physco person trying to kill us. He slams on the breaks and rolls down the window. We all then see the uniform and say "shit were busted" to ourselves:

"hey boys whats up"

fuck. i am going to get charged for golfing in a public park. fuck. i have the score card in my hand too. What if he see's this.. shit.

"ugh not to much"

can i slowly put the score card into my pocket without him noticing?

"looks like you boys have been golfing"

yes, i just put that mother fucking score card into my pocket. Fucking right!

"we have sir, just chipping a few balls around"

damn.. is this where he writes us tickets..? I've never got a ticket from a cop before. Damnit fuck.

"You havent been hitting houses have you?"

No fucking way! someone said we were hitting houses? fuck.. we were just playing a legit 9, no houses were hit at all..!

"no sir"

where is he going with this?

"well then, how is your summer going?"

What? did he just ask me about my summer? where is the ticket? what is happening?

"ugh, good, were in accelerated summer school for english"

good call with the accelerated english, now he doesnt think we are retarded. This guy is legit.. is he playing us? just give me my ticket.

"thats pretty shitty"

Shitty? he didnt just say shitty? no. Can cops really swear? maybe he isnt playing us. Note to self: if this goes to court so i can reduce my ticket, im telling them that he used profanity.

"yeah it is"

what the hell is happening here? I put my hand into my pocket and remember the score card. Were fucked if he sees this.

"well boys im off, have a nice day"

He just drove off, in his probably own car.. wow. i cant believe how cool that cop was.

And then took about 2 minutes to realise this actually happenened.. i couldnt believe it.

Anyways, the moral is that golf is sick, and that all cops arent donut downers pieces of shit who want to be the worst person possible to you. Cops can be cool if you are cool too.

 
i liked the way u put that whole conversation...really drew a picture in my mind...

but thats pretty sweet he was prolly jsut scaring u guys to make sure u didn't hit any houses...
 
i will post the score card tomorow after school.

message stealthsteez or nomensteven about it if you want.

(i quoted the wrong person.. )
 
hey you.............shut the fuck up

i like the story tho, i never really thought of playing a full 9 holes of urban golf.

I did know that not all cops suck tho, learnt that while i was biking in a area that i deffinatly wasnt spose to, like a construction site

 
ok its obviously not a bullshit story but is is quite stupid.

your chipping golf balls around with your buddies in a park. a cop drives into the park says hi and leaves. OHHHHHH GOD!
 
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in the second pic you can see where the cop had to drive. starting from the brown dot.. all the way through the park to the end of the blue dot (9th hold finish) (and the side street has blockers so no can can drive through it)
 
cops can be really cool, my girlfriend's family knows all of the town cops, so if i ever get in trouble i can just tell them i'm connected with them.

and the cop probably found the course and wanted to try it himself!
 
almost all cops dont have souls and are assholes 24/7.

they are not human, they are robots with loose buttholes.

(im not saying all, but a good number)
 
yo that is fucking sweet urban golfing and the way u wrote the whole conversation was great gotta try this sometime
 
You should have said to the cop before he left some shit like, "it is a good thing I left the bong at home today, eh?"
 
haha no messages are necassary. It is true. That was fucked some silver car driving around in fields. Nice post I liked the italics.
 
ok i rather enjoyed jake's story. i was entertained mkays MKAYS!

nice story jakey. you and steve go urban golfing alot, everytime i talk to u two you leave to go urban golfing. yay fun.
 
heheh that reminds my self of the time one of my friends tee's it up down the middle of one of the busiest streets in town and hits a perfect 300 yard drive right down the middle of the road and misses every car in its path.
 
HAHAA thats ns for ya.

anyways thats a sweet story, and word cops can be nice.

ive had a good deal of nice cops. and a good deal of cops that are just fucken powertrippin all over.
 
frist hole: have to land it in a small 4x6 ft sand pit. next 4 holes you have to land it in a 3x6 m of grass, 6th hole is back to the sand pit, 7th hole is to a sewer, 8th hole is to a garbage can, and finally the last hole is through the alley to the hidden park at the back.
 
haha yeh jake thats siick...and no he isnt lieing i have seen the "course" for my whole life and they guys have been doing it for a while.
 
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