Urban football, a terrible idea

ECGove

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so i was nearly arrested this afternoon after playing a little game of urban football, inspired by the youtube videos in a thread not to long ago.

alright. so we were playing football in a shitty ass mall in maine, and i almost pegged this old lady with the ball and then they sent security to kick us out and two of my friends were saying shit on their way out so they kept following us so we bolted. went through jcpenny and the mall security manager was like gotcha..so we kept going past him and one of my freinds fucking mooned him haha..so we went to the kids truck and as we were backing out, thinking we're safe somehow the guy pops out again pretty much out of nowhere. got the fucking license plate, calls the kids dad and describes what the we looked like . so his dad calls me up and tells him we have to meet the police at the mall, and the office talked with all of us and his dad pretty much saved us cause he said was going to arrest us for disorderly conduct or something like that and my friend even worse for the indecent exposure, but his dad knew the cops and talked them out of it. now we all have a one year probation from the mall.

 
on the thread about the urban sports videos you were talking about, someone said that he wondered if you could do that shit in the U.S.

here is your answer
 
yeah definatly not do able in the US, but in the videos the guy booked it when he saw the sercurity guards, unfortunaly for us, my friends decided that instead of running they were going to swear at them and moon them, bad idea
 
me and a few friends of mine tried to get everyone to bring noise makers to school one day, about 70 kids did, and after school we just went around one of our shopping malls playing instruments and one guy had a air horn, it was brutal..
 
like 3 years ago three friends and i got kicked out of the mall for kicking around a HACKEY SACK.

such bullshit. FUCK THA POLICE!
 
my brother almost got arrested for indecent exposure, he mooned some german guy out of a buss. the guy followed the bus for 2 hours out of his way and missed his flight back to europe just to get my brother in trouble. what a douche.
 
oh shit i forgot they lewiston has a mall too. so lewiston mall, auburn mall, buckfield mall, bangor mall, maine mall. lets call freeport a mall and northconway one too.
 
and all the malls in augusta. there are a few shitty ones but the marketplace is huge and nice. dont leave out A-town
 
i played football one time with a gatorade bottle full of sand. it hit my finger in the wrong way... and i got a nsaty blood blister from it
 
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