Urban Excuses...

mski

mski

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We all now the school project excuse, what another good excuse people have used....also what other methods of stealth do you use when trying to elude the po po?
 
Just say you saw it on a TV commercial...I have seen urban rails done in a Coke ad before.
 
I usually decapitate the police officer with my ski, and then slay his partner with a ski pole.
 
We claim to be doing a project for the local art gallery/college/museum, and it needs to be done TODAY, so we are on a time crunch.
 
the one time i was like "this is our healthy addiction." and the asshole CHIEF police guy was like "you call this healthy" so i got a ton with him and was like "well, we're not smoking pot, or cigarettes" . it was funny because he was smokin.
 
Dont make it sound like a big deal when thery ask what the hell your doing be like "ohh nothing much just ya know hitting this rail"
 
the doughnut approach does work my friends. i had packed like 6 people in my old 2 seater car...and a cop pulled me over. we had just picked up some krispy kream doughnuts and i offered him one. he took one and let me off.
 
i dont like the paint job on the rail, so i was going to sand it down with my ski and repaint it a diffrent color
 
all you need are permits, they are free and easy. cop[ rolls up, here's the permit piggy, now get the fuck out of here.
 
HEHE- ops, like oh my god- i like totally didnt know what i was doing, hehe- i just saw it in the SSX on tour game and it looked fun, hehehehhehe
 
THIS WORKS, I HAVE USED IT MANY TIMES!

tell the police officer that u had no idea that you were voilating any laws, and ask him to explain what you are doing wrong. if your lucky, he will rattle off stuff that may not apply to what you are doing, and if you can catch that, its a pretty good reality check for the cop
 
you could probably just talk to the buiness owner, and tell him what you have plans on doing, if he agrees, tell him you will write up a letter, saying if you get hurt, you cant sue them. Most likely they will agree and have two copies, one for them and one for you.
 
yeah, thats definatly the best way to go.

and permits are fucking hard to get to ski/skate somewhere. VERY few places will issue a permit to destory their property. youre going to need $$$ and a damn good/valid reason.
 
just say that you were applying a weatherproof coating that had to be slid in order to activate the protective enzymes attached to the metal
 
"I was kidnapped last year by aliens and they put a probe in my ass. If i dont slide this rail and recharge the probe, im gonna blow the fuck up, and your gonna go down with me."
 
if they arrive when noone is hitting it,

it was already set up like this when i got here, so i thought i would try skiing down the stairs.
 
I like that approach. but if they're really pissed it's probably best to just suck it up and tell him you'll clean it up
 
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