-benedetto
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haha millbrook
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suji.fnacks
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these are so funny
guava
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hahahaha i just looked up my town and almost shit myself laughing cause its true...
1. Allentown
48 up, 40 down
crap city in crap state. 3/4 of city consists of said "niggers" and is almost totally made up of "ghetto." sights worth seeing in allentown include: obese puerto ricans walking like "gangsters" with pants at their knees (kneepants) for males, or extremely low cut shirts made up of a square foot of material exposing saggy breasts for nice white girls like myself to see and possibly choke from seeing. these shirts tend to be red. also my favorite sight is all of the "gangsters" with their hair plastered onto their foreheads like they are heading into high winds and need to keep it in place. for examples of this, see the yearbook of trexler middle school, where you'll find examples of all of these. allentown in two words: scary shit.
"Yo my schizzle, lend a brotha a pimpin ride ta a-town so's myself can finda nigga ta hook myself up wit some hot beeotches nigga dawg shit nigga."
1. Allentown
48 up, 40 down
crap city in crap state. 3/4 of city consists of said "niggers" and is almost totally made up of "ghetto." sights worth seeing in allentown include: obese puerto ricans walking like "gangsters" with pants at their knees (kneepants) for males, or extremely low cut shirts made up of a square foot of material exposing saggy breasts for nice white girls like myself to see and possibly choke from seeing. these shirts tend to be red. also my favorite sight is all of the "gangsters" with their hair plastered onto their foreheads like they are heading into high winds and need to keep it in place. for examples of this, see the yearbook of trexler middle school, where you'll find examples of all of these. allentown in two words: scary shit.
"Yo my schizzle, lend a brotha a pimpin ride ta a-town so's myself can finda nigga ta hook myself up wit some hot beeotches nigga dawg shit nigga."
suji.fnacks
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allentown what, not pa right?
suji.fnacks
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oh i know some girls from there, they have a lake house near me. i didnt know it was like that. Plus isnt dorney park there?
tBatt
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saratoga springs, ny
3. Saratoga
39 up, 18 down
1. A place in NY
2. Full of kids that have too much money and time with no parental supervision. Mass drug and alcohol use to the point where the school should just be held at rehab.
Saratoga? Oh your a toga toker.
tags drug abuse sex sluts alcoholics horses
by Jack of all Trades Toga Town, NY Oct 14, 2005 email it
hahahah sooooo true
3. Saratoga
39 up, 18 down
1. A place in NY
2. Full of kids that have too much money and time with no parental supervision. Mass drug and alcohol use to the point where the school should just be held at rehab.
Saratoga? Oh your a toga toker.
tags drug abuse sex sluts alcoholics horses
by Jack of all Trades Toga Town, NY Oct 14, 2005 email it
hahahah sooooo true
guava
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in the city and surrounding areas like bethlehem and easton its pretty shitty, like some old man minding his own busniess got stabbed by some 15 year olds at 2 in the afternoon a couple months back in not even what i'd consider a bad part of the city.
the suburbs, where i live, are chill but they are going down hill...the local diners i frequent at night are getting held up as well as blockbusters and even the wegmans i live next to. in a nice development down the street from me a couple guys broke into this dude's house tied him up and led him around the house stealing all his money/electronics/and then his lexus.
dorney park is litterally like 3 min from my house and is what helps attract all the trash to allentown, several years ago i was in line for steel force and some lady and two cops walk up to the guy in front of me and the lady tells the cops "thats him" and they arrest him for selling drugs to her kid. people have been caught filming porn in the wave pool etc, all the locals pretty much hate dorney park haha allentown used to be nice but its really turning into a shithole now, partially because the welfare program is excellent here.
the suburbs, where i live, are chill but they are going down hill...the local diners i frequent at night are getting held up as well as blockbusters and even the wegmans i live next to. in a nice development down the street from me a couple guys broke into this dude's house tied him up and led him around the house stealing all his money/electronics/and then his lexus.
dorney park is litterally like 3 min from my house and is what helps attract all the trash to allentown, several years ago i was in line for steel force and some lady and two cops walk up to the guy in front of me and the lady tells the cops "thats him" and they arrest him for selling drugs to her kid. people have been caught filming porn in the wave pool etc, all the locals pretty much hate dorney park haha allentown used to be nice but its really turning into a shithole now, partially because the welfare program is excellent here.
suji.fnacks
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everything seems so accurate, thats why its so funny when you read one about a place you know
Sno.
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1. issaquah
Issaquah is a suburb 15 miles east of Seattle on Interstate 90. The City government sucks, internal politics actually force all beneficial projects from progressing.
2. issaquah
A place real all the real mother fuckaz go to school. We all peace out at lunch and hit up some tight place for some good food (like bucks) then pimp it back to school for a few mins...then there's a bomb threat and we get to go home early. Love this shitty town!
"Yo issaquah is great...oh wait....its actually lame. Except for costco...except for costco...
Issaquah is a suburb 15 miles east of Seattle on Interstate 90. The City government sucks, internal politics actually force all beneficial projects from progressing.
2. issaquah
A place real all the real mother fuckaz go to school. We all peace out at lunch and hit up some tight place for some good food (like bucks) then pimp it back to school for a few mins...then there's a bomb threat and we get to go home early. Love this shitty town!
"Yo issaquah is great...oh wait....its actually lame. Except for costco...except for costco...
suji.fnacks
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1. marijuana 4259 up, 606 down
God's gift to mankind
And God said "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana
God's gift to mankind
And God said "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana
meggles
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haha..
1.
bucktown, pa
1 up, 6 down
little known, yet largerly hated, but equally missed, outside of westchester, pa is where our dreams are never bigger. but always shatter harder. a place where talent is peeking yet no one pursues it, growwing pot in fields, then getting in our benz to fishbowl it. k-square is just as bad, just more immagrants walking in the crowed streets. get horseshit an shrooms on thir feet. with the grove just chillin, all the niggas are convicted fellons. it's all just to say unionville is a bunch of pansies, go play lacrosse, drive the lincoln and where your mom's panties. a place where cops used to follow you home when you got tipsy, now they write you up for dui, and that's just shitty. they set up a system and examples, now they changed it up, left it all pollitcal.
just gotta field party, kegs, and kegs of natty and lions head, relaxin with the fire in bucktown, pa.
1.
bucktown, pa
1 up, 6 down
little known, yet largerly hated, but equally missed, outside of westchester, pa is where our dreams are never bigger. but always shatter harder. a place where talent is peeking yet no one pursues it, growwing pot in fields, then getting in our benz to fishbowl it. k-square is just as bad, just more immagrants walking in the crowed streets. get horseshit an shrooms on thir feet. with the grove just chillin, all the niggas are convicted fellons. it's all just to say unionville is a bunch of pansies, go play lacrosse, drive the lincoln and where your mom's panties. a place where cops used to follow you home when you got tipsy, now they write you up for dui, and that's just shitty. they set up a system and examples, now they changed it up, left it all pollitcal.
just gotta field party, kegs, and kegs of natty and lions head, relaxin with the fire in bucktown, pa.
meggles
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either bucktown or this one
1.
Pottstown
36 up, 24 down
Or Ptown as the local blacks call it. Located between Philadelphia and Reading it is a huge drug traffiking center. Sitting on the Ho Chi Minh trail of narcotics, Pottstown has became nothing more than a hole of depression and low-income. Many of the more successful residents are moving into the hills to try and escape the crime, depression, and delapidation that is Pottstown. Two high schools, 4 miles apart: one is full of graduates and students persuing higher education (Pottsgrove) and the other is the complete opposite which requires a day-care for many single mothers who are still in high school. The local economy is in shambles as the municipality tries desperately to pick up the pieces. The main street, High Street, once bustling is now an alley of garbage, tumbleweeds, and drug-addicted lunatics who walk up and down the street all day and night. Wal-Mart is the town's center for business and many outside businesses are trying to get space in the same shopping center as Wal-Mart to try and make a profit off the already debted Pottstown residents. This place should be avoided at all costs!
Pittsburgh after the steel industry crash.
1.
Pottstown
36 up, 24 down
Or Ptown as the local blacks call it. Located between Philadelphia and Reading it is a huge drug traffiking center. Sitting on the Ho Chi Minh trail of narcotics, Pottstown has became nothing more than a hole of depression and low-income. Many of the more successful residents are moving into the hills to try and escape the crime, depression, and delapidation that is Pottstown. Two high schools, 4 miles apart: one is full of graduates and students persuing higher education (Pottsgrove) and the other is the complete opposite which requires a day-care for many single mothers who are still in high school. The local economy is in shambles as the municipality tries desperately to pick up the pieces. The main street, High Street, once bustling is now an alley of garbage, tumbleweeds, and drug-addicted lunatics who walk up and down the street all day and night. Wal-Mart is the town's center for business and many outside businesses are trying to get space in the same shopping center as Wal-Mart to try and make a profit off the already debted Pottstown residents. This place should be avoided at all costs!
Pittsburgh after the steel industry crash.
Harwood. They nailed it whoever wrote this. You must read this.
A high school (the whitest) in central Vermont determined by the 2006
"No Child Left Behind Act" to be "In need of Improvement". Could this
because Harwood has had 3 principals in the past 2 years? Or could it
perhaps be because Harwood is rumored to be the birthplace and current
breeding ground of our nation's supply of white trash? Should you be
attending HUHS you will more than likely stumble upon our tobacco
chewing, 1975 Chevy truck driving, sno' chine riding, knife carrying,
Dale Earnhardt (Jr) loving, Carhartt wearing, Bud' drinking,
deer/moose/duck/people hunting, wife beating, incestual Redneck
population whose population outnumbers the amount of (crackwhores in
the white trash) (incompetent teachers here at harwood) (Cows in all of
Vermont). If the first two hazards of attending Harwood haven't already
sucked out any miniscule amount of educational potential you may have
had before attending, the birkenstock wearing, pot smoking, Global
warming worshipping, granola bar eating, Bob Marley loving, greasy
haired hippie-stoners are sure to distract you just enough that you may
not notice the amount of incompetent teachers with GEDs and High School
Degrees teaching AP classes. Unless, of course, you belong to the ever
prevalent band geek population whose collective ego surpasses that of
Oprah (Neo-Jesus) and Kanye West COMBINED. Their ego however, is not
the only large aspect of their otherwise socially-retarded lifestyle.
Oh no, every school-wide assembly has AT LEAST 24.753 minutes of
hardcore, Band/Jazz Band/Chorus performances through which the entire
school body sitting in the audience looks to the ceiling cursing at god
for not making him or her deaf. (hoping one of the abrnomally large
bricks would fall and land square on his or her forehead). And just
when you think you couldn't have a more disappointing and depressing
day than you just had, you walk out to your car, or rather, you slalom
your way and dodge your way through 3 lanes of teen driving in the snow
at its best, bumper cars. Only to arrive at your snow covered car where
you discover huge ass anarchist symbol painted on the side of your car,
which you quickly realize could only be one of the three goths
attending Harwood, whom post pictures of their obese selves with black
hair, black eyeliner, black teeth, black hoodie, and black fishnet
stocking ripping at the seems with the caption "I'm such a whore" on
Myspace.
In case that wasn't comprehensive enough, try ordering a
sandwich in the lunch line. Should you not get reprimanded by one of
the 5 white-haired, senile, and power hungry lunch ladies for
pronouncing "lettuce" like "tomato", and also manage to type your lunch
code in correctly within your first 7 tries I'm sure you'll discover
either a long and curly pubic hair, dead fly, or denture adhesive
waiting for you within your first bite.
Perhaps you haven't heard,
but HUHS is home to the Washington County KKK chapter of Vermont. With
a 2004 census confirming 99.87% of students being caucasian and a
WHOPPING .13% African American you might wonder for how much longer our
.13% can stay alive out here in Cracker country.
Some High Schools
have celebrities pass through their doors, such as Tom Cruise, Keith
Ledger, or even Madonna, well Harwood is no different. The most famous
of our graduates murdered an employee of a local pizzeria with a high
powered scoped rifle, while self-claiming he was under hallucinogenic
mushrooms.
But really, Harwood isn't that bad of a place to go to
school for 4 years of your childhood, look on the bright side with 30%
of graduates attending college, there isn't much competition for
applying to college, or even for valedictorian.
Obese Harwood Union High School student 1: "Hey man, you wanna go grab something from the Al-A-Carte line for lunch today?"
Obese
HUHS student 2: "Nah man, I Can't, the white trash table is right in
front of the line, and I can't risk catching Syphilis this time of the
month"
Anorexic blonde freshman at Harwood Union High School 1: "Hey, will you come to the bathroom with me?? omigod"
Anorexic blonde freshman 2: "No, remember, that goth lit the soap dispenser in the bathroom on fire earlier today??"
A high school (the whitest) in central Vermont determined by the 2006
"No Child Left Behind Act" to be "In need of Improvement". Could this
because Harwood has had 3 principals in the past 2 years? Or could it
perhaps be because Harwood is rumored to be the birthplace and current
breeding ground of our nation's supply of white trash? Should you be
attending HUHS you will more than likely stumble upon our tobacco
chewing, 1975 Chevy truck driving, sno' chine riding, knife carrying,
Dale Earnhardt (Jr) loving, Carhartt wearing, Bud' drinking,
deer/moose/duck/people hunting, wife beating, incestual Redneck
population whose population outnumbers the amount of (crackwhores in
the white trash) (incompetent teachers here at harwood) (Cows in all of
Vermont). If the first two hazards of attending Harwood haven't already
sucked out any miniscule amount of educational potential you may have
had before attending, the birkenstock wearing, pot smoking, Global
warming worshipping, granola bar eating, Bob Marley loving, greasy
haired hippie-stoners are sure to distract you just enough that you may
not notice the amount of incompetent teachers with GEDs and High School
Degrees teaching AP classes. Unless, of course, you belong to the ever
prevalent band geek population whose collective ego surpasses that of
Oprah (Neo-Jesus) and Kanye West COMBINED. Their ego however, is not
the only large aspect of their otherwise socially-retarded lifestyle.
Oh no, every school-wide assembly has AT LEAST 24.753 minutes of
hardcore, Band/Jazz Band/Chorus performances through which the entire
school body sitting in the audience looks to the ceiling cursing at god
for not making him or her deaf. (hoping one of the abrnomally large
bricks would fall and land square on his or her forehead). And just
when you think you couldn't have a more disappointing and depressing
day than you just had, you walk out to your car, or rather, you slalom
your way and dodge your way through 3 lanes of teen driving in the snow
at its best, bumper cars. Only to arrive at your snow covered car where
you discover huge ass anarchist symbol painted on the side of your car,
which you quickly realize could only be one of the three goths
attending Harwood, whom post pictures of their obese selves with black
hair, black eyeliner, black teeth, black hoodie, and black fishnet
stocking ripping at the seems with the caption "I'm such a whore" on
Myspace.
In case that wasn't comprehensive enough, try ordering a
sandwich in the lunch line. Should you not get reprimanded by one of
the 5 white-haired, senile, and power hungry lunch ladies for
pronouncing "lettuce" like "tomato", and also manage to type your lunch
code in correctly within your first 7 tries I'm sure you'll discover
either a long and curly pubic hair, dead fly, or denture adhesive
waiting for you within your first bite.
Perhaps you haven't heard,
but HUHS is home to the Washington County KKK chapter of Vermont. With
a 2004 census confirming 99.87% of students being caucasian and a
WHOPPING .13% African American you might wonder for how much longer our
.13% can stay alive out here in Cracker country.
Some High Schools
have celebrities pass through their doors, such as Tom Cruise, Keith
Ledger, or even Madonna, well Harwood is no different. The most famous
of our graduates murdered an employee of a local pizzeria with a high
powered scoped rifle, while self-claiming he was under hallucinogenic
mushrooms.
But really, Harwood isn't that bad of a place to go to
school for 4 years of your childhood, look on the bright side with 30%
of graduates attending college, there isn't much competition for
applying to college, or even for valedictorian.
Obese Harwood Union High School student 1: "Hey man, you wanna go grab something from the Al-A-Carte line for lunch today?"
Obese
HUHS student 2: "Nah man, I Can't, the white trash table is right in
front of the line, and I can't risk catching Syphilis this time of the
month"
Anorexic blonde freshman at Harwood Union High School 1: "Hey, will you come to the bathroom with me?? omigod"
Anorexic blonde freshman 2: "No, remember, that goth lit the soap dispenser in the bathroom on fire earlier today??"
suji.fnacks
Active member
^^ funny, i feel bad for you
MCIRONCOCK
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A overwhelmingly conservative Kentucky city with a population of about 17000 that is three miles south of Cincinnati.About half of the town's population consists of blonde rich mothers who drive SUVS and Range Rovers, yet still complain about gas. The town is almost completely white and crazy pro life republican, though a few minorities and liberals can be spotted on the notorious South Side of Town. The teenagers of the town go to high school at either Highlands or Newport Catholic and for the most part think that they are thugs even though their mothers drive them everywhere. The Cops will pull you over and search you if you go one mile over the speed limit or look like you are from the god forsaken towns of Dayton or Newport.
Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.
"Dude, the lady in the Suburban with the Bush '04 sticker won't stop staring at me, she must've never seen a black person, typical Fort Thomas."
Dead on
Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.
"Dude, the lady in the Suburban with the Bush '04 sticker won't stop staring at me, she must've never seen a black person, typical Fort Thomas."
Dead on